June 06, 2008
I overlooked this the first time through the feeds today because it seemed pretty standard:
An Indian man, frustrated at failing to find employment, ordered the murder of his father...Booooooring... or is it?
...to get his government job...Okay, I know these cushy government jobs have greet benefits but give me a break. Maybe you murder your dad to steal his kickass Dunkin Donuts franchise (sorry, couldn't help it) but not to be the counter clerk at the DMV. That's just insane.
... a day before the victim was to retire ...
Okay, that's just fucking awesome. You, sir, are moron of the day. Today's parting gifts include a helmet, a bottle of Flavorite Vodka and a life-sentence supply of KY jelly.
You'll see why.
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