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January 29, 2010

Moron of the Day: NBA Player Gives Birth Control Advice

Dear Haitians -

First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it's possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World

I don't know whether to laugh or be OUTRAGED!!!!1

Maybe both?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 03:10 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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I laughed. Made me think of this old Sam Kinison routine:

Posted by: Hermit Dave at January 29, 2010 04:38 PM (WhFvm)

2 Showing that you can laugh 'with' and 'at' at the same time.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 29, 2010 05:51 PM (JEvrq)

3 RAAACIIIIST!

Seriously, I have to wonder if he knows anything at all about Haiti. Something like 70% of the island is Catholic. Suggesting they use birth control is likely pretty offensive to them. And the Pope.

Posted by: Alice H at January 30, 2010 08:56 AM (qJHYy)

4 Oh, and bwahahaha! ESPN fired him.

Posted by: Alice H at January 30, 2010 08:58 AM (qJHYy)

5 What an idiot. I had a blog about assurance habitation moins cher and I had to deal with that kinf of idiotic comments on a daily basis. As a result I decided to stop it and make a website. I don't know but adminstrating a blog takes a lot of time

Posted by: mike at October 04, 2011 01:41 PM (VhJOB)

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