August 07, 2009

Moron of the Day: Mr. SnugglyMittens did it, honest!

Wrongful encarceration is still a major problem in this country no matter what those Rethuglicans say.  Our justice system still miscarries as often as Lindsey Lohan on a bender. 

Take this example:

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

When asked how the greased up hammer found its way into his rectum, Griffin responded, "Alice H. tole me how to do it and what to look out for.  That suction can be a real bitch."

Alice H. was unavailable for comment.

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