Moron of the Day: Lawn Care

We've all had a lawnmower we wanted to take outside and put out of its misery. It took a man in Milwaukee to live the dream:

According to the criminal complaint, Walendowski said he was angry because his Lawn Boy wouldn't start Wednesday morning. He told police quote, "I can do that, it's my lawn mower and my yard so I can shoot it if I want."

This next part will certainly come as a shock to most of you:

A woman who lives at Walendowski's house reported the incident. She said he was intoxicated.

Free Walendowski! Every man is born with an inalienable right to load up on Val-U-Rite vodka and shoot lawn-care machinery in his own yard!

John Adams would be first in line to defend this fine American patriot.

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