Moron of the Day: Joy Riding

This guy sounds like a class act:

Police have heard many excuses from suspected drunk drivers over the years.

But police say what they heard from a Toms River man is one for the books: He told them he was driving around until he was sober enough to go home, fearing his mother would know he was drunk.

But before he could make it home Monday, police say 36-year-old Edward Defreitas crashed into an ambulance, causing it to overturn in the Route 70 circle in Lakehurst.

Sweet move dude.

Of course, the stupidest thing about this story is that he was just driving around! That shit's expensive!  Ramming into an ambulance drunk seems intelligent by comparison.

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