August 26, 2008

Moron of the Day: Intoxication is Contageous

Remember,college students are our future:

The Mankato Free Press is reporting today that police said they observed 18-year-old James Carroll and decided to give him a preliminary breath test. Carroll scored a .063 percent reading, the Free Press said.

Carroll's excuse, according to the newspaper, was, "I just made out with a drunk girl."

Was she, by chance, from St. Paul? If not, exactly how drunk was this imaginarly woman? Did she know you were making out with her?

Anyway, I hope this guy is majoring in Political Science because I think we've found his calling.

Update: The link is fucked up so you can find the story here maybe.

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