September 03, 2008

Moron of the Day: Fuck Off, Elton

Elton John gets a few points for dealing with this bitch:

Elton John and Lily Allen went from co-hosts to frenemies - fast - at the GQ Men of the Year Awards.

The twosome began arguing onstage at the ceremony, held in London on Tuesday, after Allen indulged in a little too much champagne.

Allen, 23, repeatedly poured herself a glass of bubbly from a bottle she kept behind the lectern, prompting John, 61, to give her a lecture backstage between awards.

The "Smile" singer eventually began slurring, ad-libbing and swearing (dropping the F-word five times in a single sentence at one point, according to Britain's Daily Mail) when John decided he'd had enough.

"And now, the most important part of the night...," Allen began. "What? Are you going to have another drink?" John interjected.


"F--- off, Elton," she said. "I am 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!"


The five-time Grammy Award winner reportedly appeared stunned for a moment, but quickly recovered.

"I could still snort you under the table," he sniped.

"F--- off," Allen responded. "I don't know what you are talking about."

The drunker-by-the-minute songstress later interrupted her co-host's chatter about 82-year-old Inspiration Award winner Tony Bennett by announcing, "I'll still f--- him."

Classy.  Most pathetic part?  She got that shitfaced on fucking champagne.  What a light-weight little twat.  I'm sure at this rate she'll never bridge that 40 year gap.

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