June 12, 2008

Moron of the Day: Applying Yourself

The stupidity never ceases to amaze me. Today, we have a teenager who decided to steal a credit card and buy some shit with it. However, before leaving the store he had one more errand to take care of:

Police say a Dover, New Hampshire, teen suspected of using a stolen credit card at a store left a pretty good clue to his identity by filling out a job application at the same store.

Why are criminals so stupid? Because if they weren't retarded, they wouldn't be criminals in the first place. It's like, why aren't prostitutes or strippers pretty? Because pretty whores become models*.

* - I'm not saying all models are pretty whores. I am saying that all pretty whores would prefer to be models.

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