I told him to put down the bottle of Everclear:

Imagine parking up your new SUV on a nice quiet street, to pop to the shops only to come back and see a man hitting on your car.

And when we say 'hitting,' we don't mean the kind with a baseball bat.

Can't imagine it?

Well, a drunk man was caught having sex with an SUV that was parked on a main road.

The man, who has not been named, was seen with his pants down and getting it on with the front end of the Toyota 4X4.

And he went at if for a while - proving that it wasn't just a hit and run.

I hear Toyotas have sideways vaginas.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 03:10 PM | No Comments | Add Comment
Post contains 131 words, total size 1 kb.