Moron of the Day: Like My New Troll Says

As my name says I am a moron. i have nothing better to do than post an article that is over 1 month old.  I HAVE NO LIFE.  Im an idiot . my name is Moron pundit

It is true.  I have no life.  And I love nothing more than to post old links. 

Here's one:

But on Tuesday, McWilliams broke in, damaging both the front door and a window to get into the home. Shastany said more than $250 worth of damage was done to the door and window.

"He broke into the house and used the computer to pay some bills," Shastany said.

He then took out the trash, broke into the garage and washed the car and kicked in the bedroom door to give her a foot massage.

How about some urn selection fail:

His homemade, 7-foot barber pole, made out of Styrofoam, mesh, stucco and some light metal materials, was stolen while he was inside his shop cutting hair, reports TCPalm.com

Alas, the ball of the pole also contained some of his deceased mother’s ashes.

Now that's a classy place to spend eternity.

And finally, some awesome media fail:

"We thought it was true so we printed it without checking," associate editor Hasanuzzuman Khan told the AFP news agency.

"We didn't know the Onion was not a real news site."

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