Go fuck yourself, dipshit.  You're out.

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...and that would still make you a retard, Chris.

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...but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to look like this:

Posted by: Sean M. at 11:28 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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Everything Debbie Schlussel does online follows a pattern:

1. Say ridiculous things, call people morons, etc.

2. Use your next post/column to call everyone who disagrees with you deranged.

Seriously, Andrew Breitbart, I love me some Big Hollywood, but why do you link someone who hates everything?

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You may wind up missing your man tackle.

Then while he slept she chopped off his penis with a razor sharp blade and threw it into the street where it was snapped up by a pack of stray dogs.

“The hospital managed to save his life but the rest of him was never found. He’s certainly never going to cheat again,” said one doctor.

Buddy, you should have stuck to fapping it to a coppy of Rosetta's BBF in the linen closet. It's safer, and less expensive.

Just sayin'.

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This guy needs to be given a taste of his own medicine behind bars.

Police in Bethlehem, PA say it all started with an angry member of the Freedom High School cheerleading squad. That girl found a Facebook picture of a rival on the squad, wearing her cheerleader outfit, working a stripper pole in the basement of Steven Russo's (pictured, right) home. She turned that over to the cheerleading coach and--based on the unwritten rules about underage cheerleaders and stripper poles--she was removed from the squad . . . but not your imagination, eh? (Below is a video of a young lady having a little problem with her pole routine.)

But the fun doesn't end there! A second picture then surfaces of Russo, 36, being kissed on the cheek by two girls aged 14 & 16. All of those were turned over to a high school resource officer (cop) which launched into an investigation of accusations that Russo--who has a 17-year-old son--hosted a booze party at his house on December 12, 2008. At one point, Russo alleged turned up the music called out to the teens, "Get on the pole!" Oh, and there was alleged a "sex room" called "The Cave" upstairs that the teens could use. (Incredible details below) Russo is now charged with nine counts of endangering the welfare of children, eight counts of furnishing alcohol to minors and nine counts of corruption of minors.

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You can eat me.  Seriously. 

I find it telling that Frum and his ilk can only decry conservatism, while offering no real solutions other than "be more like the Democrats."  Note, they don't directly say that, but it's what they mean.  Democrats are the ones who divide people into groups (i.e. Hispanic voters, Wal-Mart voters, etc.).  We don't.  Why?  Because that's what Saul Alinsky would do.  Democrats are the ones who believe in spending a trillion dollars, not us. 

The only way Frum doesn't want us to be like Democrats is when it comes to partisanship.  Democrats can be as partisan as they want, but we must be nice.  Because our partisanship will cause people to turn to the Democrats - which is the more partisan and acidic today than it has ever been.  They're allowed to stand on their principles.  We aren't.

Unlike many here, I'm open to more moderate/liberal Republicans running in states where only a liberal Republican can win.  I'm of the mind that Sens. Snowe and Collins are as good as we can get in Maine.  However, it makes no sense to use them as the national model.  If I remember correctly*, the national GOP already tried being Democrat Lite in similar circumstances during the FDR era.  How'd that work out?  We ended up with 20 straight years of Democrats controlling the White House.  It sucked, but at least we were inclusive.

Exit question: Would anyone even know The New Majority existed if Allahpundit didn't link it every damn day?

*I may not.

Update: Erick Erickson says what I wanted to say, but much more succinctly:

These other turds who want us to sideline our most proven warrior do nothing but tear down others to elevate themselves, and none of them have proven any lasting success that we can trust. They preach about big tents, inclusion and broad appeal, but they can’t stop condescending to the majority of the Republican Party that consider themselves Rush Limbaugh conservatives. I’m so sick of these leeches.

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Yowza!

Photo Courtesy the Boston Globe

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Or, maybe, he made a Michael Phelps-style "mistake" before taking the stage and getting utterly stupid:

A little later, West asked the crowd, "Can't we give Chris a break? ... I know I make mistakes in life." He was referring to R&B singer Chris Brown, who was arrested on the night of the Grammys on suspicion of beating his girlfriend Rihanna.

In the same context, West earned loud applause with his declaration: "Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing ... He's a real f---in' person; he makes mistakes," referring to the champion swimmer's recent bong pipe brouhaha.

VH1 has cleaned up those comments a bit, and it also included West's less-popular follow-up observation: "O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing though?"

Again, if I was not clear at the beginning of this post, I'm going to go ahead and assume he was very, very high when he said these things.

Oh, and be sure to click on the link to see what Reuters thought was headline-worthy here.

(h/t)

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I would put it under the fold, but it's one of those videos that they won't let you embed, so I'll just link it instead.  But be warned, it's deeply offensive.  Not just because of the lyrics, which are, to be sure, foul.  No, it's also incredibly offensive to think that professional musicians actually spent time working on it.  A songwriter actually had the idea for it, and composed the song.  Someone directed the video.  Money was spent on it.  People got paid to do this.  Just thinking about it is enough to crush the human spirit.

Oh, and it's also quite catchy.

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I don't generally pay much attention to the world of high fashion, but this caught my attention:

But there was an intentional dark side – worn boyfriend jeans with leather suspenders hanging down below the hip, patched leggings and other battered looks that were shocking for their lack of finish and still quite cool. Like we said, hobo chic.

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I was all out of Val-U-Rite vodka (as is wont to occasionally happen), so I went to pick some up on the way home from an appointment. Apparently, I didn't look closely enough at the label, because when I opened it and took a drink, it tasted wrong. Actually, it didn't taste wrong initially. It had an aftertaste I can only describe as Lemon Pledge-y.* In my haste, it turns out that I picked up the "Citron" version, which also turns out to have a lesser alcohol content. Damnit. And since I opened it, I can't take the stuff back.


*And, no, I've never actually tasted Lemon Pledge. It's one of those things where you go, "I can tell how that would probably taste based on the way it smells."

Posted by: Sean M. at 05:22 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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Hey, looky here...a website called What Obama Means To Me.  And you can leave comments about, well, What Obama Means To You.  I'm sure you'll all have plenty of nice, unicorn-themed things to say.

(Thanks to wiserbud.)

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Yeah, I know. Calling a pro athlete a "victim" of anything is a risky proposition. But Scott Eyre of the World Champion Philadelphia Phillies is drawing attention for his situation.

Todd Zolecki reports that each of the players has had his assets frozen while the government investigates an $8 billion fraud allegedly perpetrated by the Stanford Financial Group. So unless these players—and all the others who have been defrauded—have a stockpile of cash around, things are going to be lean until the investigation is over, which hopefully won't be long.

"I can't pay my bills right now," Eyre said. "My wife just wrote all these checks to pay bills, and they're all going to bounce. If it takes a week or two to get my money back, I'm going to have to ask my teammates for some money. Seriously, I'm going to have to ask them that. I can't get any money out."

And so a man making $2 million on his new 1-year contract has just $13 in his wallet right now. We're sure his fellow WFCs will pitch in to help the Eyres out in their time of need, but what grown man wants to even entertain the notion of asking to borrow money. Here's hoping the defrauders get theirs in this life and the next.

I repeat that I have difficulty reaching into my pocket for any athlete. But this is another case of what happens when you let other people handle your money.

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Ah yes, rehab, the ultimate cure-all.  I would have preferred a rehab with steel bars.  Your takeaway quote:

But insiders are rumbling that Chris shouldn't be taking the anger management classes alone. "Rihanna is temperamental, too," says our snitch. "They're both too hot-headed for their own good."

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Rep. Jason Chaffetz is reporting that one of the Messiah's teleprompters is broken.  We all know how brilliant The One is when his teleprompters screw up.

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A certain blogger who's got a gig at a Gay Conspiracy and Rumor mag has something important to say, though I can't (even if I wanted to, and I don't) link to what he writes:

More birth-certificate weirdness. I'm convinced by this evidence. But I see absolutely no reason why Obama himself should not release the actual original document and provide it to the press. The president of the United States, like anyone else in public life, has no "right to privacy" in a matter like this, and there's absolutely no good reason why he should refuse to give the press every conceivable piece of evidence at his disposal to clear up even paranoid conspiracy theories about his birth and eligibility to be president.

I mean: who does he think he is? Sarah Palin?

You're a Goddamned conspiracy theorist who's trafficked in the vilest of rumors. Who the fuck do you think you are to point out that people are off their nut for thinking anything about any Goddamned thing? YOU are a fucking crazy person, and I hope you end up in the Goddamned booby hatch.

Oh, and is there any reason why Barack hasn't released his full medical records yet? I'm fairly certain he's a natural born citizen, but we haven't seen much about his health. How about that, Andi?

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TigerHawk gives a certain shrieking, hysterical doucheblogger a smackdown regarding obsessive, incessant campaigns.  Heh.

(h/t)

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Now, I'm starting to wonder if I can trust Billy Mays...

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