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Question: Better for the GOP to be a small, solidly conservative party with no power at all? If so, isn't this religion, not politics?

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I Know The Nationals Are A Terrible Team, But This Is Ridiculous

C'mon, is it too hard to know how to speel the name "Nationals"?

In a way, this kinda makes sense: DC is fucked up and the team sucks worse than Perez Hilton when the rent is due, so why not go for the Gold Medal of Fail?

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The latest "Toomey is going to crush Benedict Arlen in the primaries" article and polling

Awesome.

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Pyongyang Archipelago

I wonder if the smartest administration in United States history is going to use some of their Smart Unicorn Diplomacy to get these U.S. citizens back from hell:

Two female American journalists face five years or more in a labour camp, after North Korea announced today that they would be prosecuted for allegedly crossing the Stalinist state’s border with China.

Euna Lee and Laura Ling, of the web-based channel Current TV, were arrested in mid-March while reporting from the Tumen River, which marks North Korea’s north-east border. They were investigating the plight of North Korean refugees and appear either to have crossed the border or been abducted from the Chinese side by Chinese soldiers.

Either way, they have now become pawns in a much larger international diplomatic game which has seen the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il, defy the world by testing a long range nuclear missile and building a small arsenal of nuclear weapons.

After being held for five weeks in a North Korean state guest house, the two are now been formally prosecuted on unknown charges, possible espionage or “hostility toward North Koreans”, which carry a sentence of between five and ten years.

I wish Kim Jong Il read this sight so he could detect my "hostility toward [a] North Korean."

Kim Jong Il is the stupidest, most fucking useless piece of shit on earth and petty tyrants like him deserve only the justice of the noose.  Fuck that.  No noose.  Just tie a granny knot around his neck and let him choke it out.

Oh, and if I were in charge, the response to a tin-pot dictator like that imprisoning American citizens would be complete embargo combined with the PROMISE that anything even remotely resembling an aggresive action would be met with complete nuclear destruction. 

I'm so fucking tired of us getting pushed around by thugs. 

Moron Pundit for President: 2012

 Dead Bad Guys, Low Taxes, Bikini Chicks With Machine Guns

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 08:34 AM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the New Leader of the Republican Party (and the conservative movement)

Omg, girl, DiorShow mascara is the best mascara in the world. It's worth the $12 or whatever. THE BEST MASCARA EVER!!

- noted supergenius Meghan McCain.

It reminds me of William F. Buckley's magnum opus, Apple Bottom Jeans and Man at Yale.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 07:32 AM | No Comments | Add Comment
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Good intentions

I just saw a news story on the local Fox channel about a "Gifts for Guns" program that the L.A. County Sheriff's Department was doing where you could turn in any gun at one of their stations and get a $50 gift card for somewhere like Best Buy, "no questions asked."  That gets dangerous weapons off of the streets, right?  Well, every gun they showed the deputies collecting was a rusty rifle that looked like it hadn't been fired since the Korean War.  Seriously, one of them looked like it had spent a few years resting on the ocean floor. 

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I don't know who Eric Felten is...

...but he seems to be looking for a punch in the neck:

It's now official (and not a moment too soon): Vodka is passé.

If your next column implies that hunting hobos is in any way uncool, Eric, well, all I can say is that I can't be held responsible for my actions.

Posted by: Sean M. at 08:31 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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I Do Love It

But I won't leave it.  And neither will the rest of the people at the Tea Parties. 

We'll just [edited for possible over the lineness] motherfuckers like you and take back our country from socialist scum.

True rebuttal coming as soon as I can see through this red mist in front of my eyes.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 12:01 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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Full Gallop

From this day forward, I will only refer to Al Franken as Incitatus. 

Funniest, most depressing end of civilization ever.  I wonder when we declare war on the Sea.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 08:51 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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Let it not be said that George Will doesn't tackle the tough issues

The country's going to hell in a handbasket, and what's got one of Our Betters pissed off?  Men wearing jeans.

As Treacher says, his next column will be devoted to the dangers of Elvis Presley records.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 08:35 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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Screw you, David Frum, for making Glenn Beck look rational

The Canadian thinks that Glenn Beck is making it easy DHS and Obama to characterize us all as Timothy McVeigh-types (unsafe link to New Majority).  Apparently agreeing with the Democrats on, well, a whole range of issues while attacking anyone to the right of Arlen Specter is making things hard for Obama. 

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 08:17 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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Surprise: Number of People Not Paying Taxes Strangely Similar to Number Okay With Tax Rates

Fascinating.  I just can't believe it.

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Surprisingly, North Korea doesn't give a shit about UN statements

I can't wait until the next strongly worded statement from the United Nations, which will doubtlessly deter them from doing anything naughty anymore.

You know, I seem to remember some sort of claims about how the world would be safer if only we voted for some guy.  Because of the "Smart Diplomacy" or some such thing. Thank God we don't have a reckless Cowboy in the White House anymore, huh? 

(See also here, for previous claims of victory. Yeah.)

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Oh, the irony

So there's a creek up in Washington near Vancouver Lake that's recently been polluted by sewage, and the source has finally been discovered.  Click here to find out where the sewage has been coming from and have yourself a chuckle.

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Does Billy Mays Know Spanish?

Who knows? But Vince "Hooker Beater Upper" Shamwow obiously doesn't either.

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Today's Dose Of Crazy

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The very definition of douche

This guy is just begging for a swift kick in the balls...

(Swiped shamelessly from mesablue at The H2.)

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I heard from a journalist, it must be true!

I feel like breaking out the clue-by-four and cracking some skulls tonight, so that's what I'm gonna do.  I see the Fudds are out in force, trying to throw those youngins with their eeeevil black guns to the authoritarian crocs in the hopes they'll be eaten last. 

This one in particular caught my eye.  He starts off by noting he's old and that he used to shoot a .357 in the 70's, he then says the following,

Our society had become mobile, the bad guys drove muscle cars and the police shifted from the standard 38 caliber to the more powerful 357 Magnum.  A 375 can literally crack the engine block on an automobile.

Yeah, those .357s'll mess up an engine all right...wait, you mean they won't?


Go through and read the rest of this guy's post, it's an endless string of Brady Campaign, media and Hollywood myths, lies and legends, as well as prejudices and projections based in ignorance.  The scary thing is this guy is spouting bullshit lines from 30+ years ago, his ignorance about firearms didn't start after the 70's, it was always there.

I really have no patience for ignorant people like this guy demanding or trying to restrict my liberties and the liberties of others.  I was going to go through and dismantle the guy's entire post line by line, but it just isn't worth the effort. 

Look, I get that he doesn't like the modern guns, or the yoots with bad manners and bad tattoos (I'm not saying tats are inherently bad, but I've seen enough where I've thought, "Really?  You thought that was a good idea to have tattoed onto you? Really?"), but he can't assume they're bad people or have bad intentions just because they have bad taste.  I'll be honest, I'm kinda meh on EBRs and plastic pistols myself, they have the cool factor, but I just can't get too excited about them.  A quality shotgun with beautiful wood and nice engraving, or a crusty old rifle or pistol from the World Wars era or Korea, or before?  Fuck yeah!  Of course, you're talking to a guy in his mid 20's who mostly listens to classical or opera on NPR because modern music is such unlistenable crap.

In any case, you can't go demanding restrictions on stuff you don't know the first damned thing about, especially when it comes to restricting a Constitutionally protected right, and it is very clear this guy has no idea what he's talking about.

Since we're on the topic of Fudd guns, these right here?  One word, WANT, Rizzinis are real pretty too.

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No, it's stupid

"It's hope, courage and pro-American," he told the Tribune on Tuesday.

Click here to find out what's being discussed.

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This is wronger than spider clowns

And since I have been scarred for life, all of you shall be too.

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