April 28, 2009
In a way, this kinda makes sense: DC is fucked up and the team sucks worse than Perez Hilton when the rent is due, so why not go for the Gold Medal of Fail?
April 24, 2009
I wonder if the smartest administration in United States history is going to use some of their Smart Unicorn Diplomacy to get these U.S. citizens back from hell:
Two female American journalists face five years or more in a labour camp, after North Korea announced today that they would be prosecuted for allegedly crossing the Stalinist state’s border with China.
Euna Lee and Laura Ling, of the web-based channel Current TV, were arrested in mid-March while reporting from the Tumen River, which marks North Korea’s north-east border. They were investigating the plight of North Korean refugees and appear either to have crossed the border or been abducted from the Chinese side by Chinese soldiers.
Either way, they have now become pawns in a much larger international diplomatic game which has seen the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Il, defy the world by testing a long range nuclear missile and building a small arsenal of nuclear weapons.
After being held for five weeks in a North Korean state guest house, the two are now been formally prosecuted on unknown charges, possible espionage or “hostility toward North Koreans”, which carry a sentence of between five and ten years.
I wish Kim Jong Il read this sight so he could detect my "hostility toward [a] North Korean."
Kim Jong Il is the stupidest, most fucking useless piece of shit on earth and petty tyrants like him deserve only the justice of the noose. Fuck that. No noose. Just tie a granny knot around his neck and let him choke it out.
Oh, and if I were in charge, the response to a tin-pot dictator like that imprisoning American citizens would be complete embargo combined with the PROMISE that anything even remotely resembling an aggresive action would be met with complete nuclear destruction.
I'm so fucking tired of us getting pushed around by thugs.
Moron Pundit for President: 2012
Dead Bad Guys, Low Taxes, Bikini Chicks With Machine Guns
April 21, 2009
Omg, girl, DiorShow mascara is the best mascara in the world. It's worth the $12 or whatever. THE BEST MASCARA EVER!!- noted supergenius Meghan McCain.
It reminds me of William F. Buckley's magnum opus, Apple Bottom Jeans and Man at Yale.
April 19, 2009
April 17, 2009
It's now official (and not a moment too soon): Vodka is passé.If your next column implies that hunting hobos is in any way uncool, Eric, well, all I can say is that I can't be held responsible for my actions.
April 16, 2009
But I won't leave it. And neither will the rest of the people at the Tea Parties.
We'll just [edited for possible over the lineness] motherfuckers like you and take back our country from socialist scum.
True rebuttal coming as soon as I can see through this red mist in front of my eyes.
From this day forward, I will only refer to Al Franken as Incitatus.
Funniest, most depressing end of civilization ever. I wonder when we declare war on the Sea.
The country's going to hell in a handbasket, and what's got one of Our Betters pissed off? Men wearing jeans.
As Treacher says, his next column will be devoted to the dangers of Elvis Presley records.
April 14, 2009
You know, I seem to remember some sort of claims about how the world would be safer if only we voted for some guy. Because of the "Smart Diplomacy" or some such thing. Thank God we don't have a reckless Cowboy in the White House anymore, huh?
(See also here, for previous claims of victory. Yeah.)
April 11, 2009
April 10, 2009
(Swiped shamelessly from mesablue at The H2.)
This one in particular caught my eye. He starts off by noting he's old and that he used to shoot a .357 in the 70's, he then says the following,
Our society had become mobile, the bad guys drove muscle cars and the police shifted from the standard 38 caliber to the more powerful 357 Magnum. A 375 can literally crack the engine block on an automobile.
Yeah, those .357s'll mess up an engine all right...wait, you mean they won't?
Go through and read the rest of this guy's post, it's an endless string of Brady Campaign, media and Hollywood myths, lies and legends, as well as prejudices and projections based in ignorance. The scary thing is this guy is spouting bullshit lines from 30+ years ago, his ignorance about firearms didn't start after the 70's, it was always there.
I really have no patience for ignorant people like this guy demanding or trying to restrict my liberties and the liberties of others. I was going to go through and dismantle the guy's entire post line by line, but it just isn't worth the effort.
Look, I get that he doesn't like the modern guns, or the yoots with bad manners and bad tattoos (I'm not saying tats are inherently bad, but I've seen enough where I've thought, "Really? You thought that was a good idea to have tattoed onto you? Really?"), but he can't assume they're bad people or have bad intentions just because they have bad taste. I'll be honest, I'm kinda meh on EBRs and plastic pistols myself, they have the cool factor, but I just can't get too excited about them. A quality shotgun with beautiful wood and nice engraving, or a crusty old rifle or pistol from the World Wars era or Korea, or before? Fuck yeah! Of course, you're talking to a guy in his mid 20's who mostly listens to classical or opera on NPR because modern music is such unlistenable crap.
In any case, you can't go demanding restrictions on stuff you don't know the first damned thing about, especially when it comes to restricting a Constitutionally protected right, and it is very clear this guy has no idea what he's talking about.
Since we're on the topic of Fudd guns, these right here? One word, WANT, Rizzinis are real pretty too.
April 07, 2009
"It's hope, courage and pro-American," he told the Tribune on Tuesday.Click here to find out what's being discussed.
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