March 31, 2009
And, I know this may get me kicked out of conservatism (or something), but the voters are just as idiotic. What the hell is up with voting for a Democrat because they say they're pro-gun or pro-life or pro/anti-whatever? They fucking lie to you. They think/know that you don't pay any attention to the things they do in DC. They campaign on being pro-life, then they vote to bring pro-abortion bills to the floor knowing that they'll pass without their vote.
When will you people wake the fuck up? Say what you want about the Dems but, with very few exceptions, there aren't that many Democratic districts in Republican hands. In fact, the only one I can think of off the top of my head is Rep. Cao in New Orleans.
Geesh. Rant over.
March 30, 2009
She seems to love people who spend the last year or so telling the world that her dad is New Hitler.
March 28, 2009
March 27, 2009
Now normally that would be no big deal but considering the stalking and the threats and the general nastiness, I rather think that very very least that can happen is a public retraction by the same people at the same volume as the statements.
I also think I should wake up tomorrow six feet tall and with a perfect figure. Frankly, I think that's more likely to happen.
Behold the power of the state. State officials can bellow and scream and pontificate and then be all Emily Litella when the facts turn out to be something a wee bit different. Meanwhile, this poor schmuck now will always be "that guy who got the bonus" even though he didn't. I know it's too much to expect public officials to give a shit about the lives they are playing with, but a girl can dream.
March 26, 2009
Say, isn't Meghan McCain supposed to be mega-super-ultra hip and poppin' fresh? Shouldn't she know who Lady Gaga is? Hell, I even know who Lady Gaga is.
*I said "better," not "bigger," mind you.
March 24, 2009
Coppes is also charged with abusing the girl's small Palomino horse. The bestiality charges each carry up to a year in jail and a $1,000 fine. If convicted, Coppes would not have to register as a sex offender.
The 25-year-old from Polk County is free on bond but has been ordered to stay away from his neighbor and her animals. He also faces a criminal trespass charge. He had faced a public sexual indecency charge but Arkansas law requires the participation of two humans for a conviction.
March 22, 2009
March 19, 2009
When you are getting ready to go to work and can't find your cell phone, calling it from your landline is a good idea. But if you do that, just hope that the phone wasn't accidentally left in your still-sleeping daughter's room.
That is, unless you want the youngster to wake up.
March 18, 2009
But, at least I get to stimulate the Corning Ware business tonight by buying a new set, so I have that going for me.
March 15, 2009
March 12, 2009
ONE OF YOU IS BEHIND THIS! I KNOW YOU ARE! DON'T EVEN TRY TO LIE!
can't sleep. clown will eat me.
March 10, 2009
This should be obvious but just to clarify: the following comments are mine and mine alone and do not necessarily reflect those of anyone else here. My opinions. My statements. It's all about meeeeee.
I previously expressed in a calm and demure manner my distaste for those on the Left who attempt to deny my sexuality as I do not adhere to their politics. Now, it's time to express my displeasure with those on the Right. There will be far less profanity because those on the Right merely are attempting to throw me out of the club, not deny my very existence. Proportional profanity, that's the key.
My position that my sexuality is not based on your politics also applies to those on the Right. I am fully aware that there are many on the Right who do not want me in their party because of that whole bisexual thing. I'm actually okay with that. I have no problems with those whose religion deems I will go to Hell for it. I have issues when people attempt to speed that process along. I don't even particularly have a problem with being called names and being told I'm going to Hell. I don't like it by any means but I accept that as the price to be paid for supporting a free exchange of ideas. People advocating actually killing me is a wee tad different. That's why the whole opposition to gay marriage = homophobia thing ticks me off. If that's true, which it's not, then what words are left for those who actually want to push a wall onto them there fags and kill them? Super doubleplushomophobia? But I digress.
What I do mind, deeply, is the presumption that I am lying about my politics or that I am somehow not actually a conservative or a libertarian based solely on sexuality. That is precisely the same idiocy that the Left practices. It is no less inappropriate coming from the Right. If someone wishes to argue that support for gay marriage is not a conservative position, okay then. But reading comments about those so-called gay conservatives blah blah blah really ticks me off. Sexuality does not contain within it a certain set of political views. It just *doesn't*. And people need to get their heads out of their asses and stop thinking it does.
There. I feel better now. I promise I'll go back to boring y'all with half baked discussions of the housing crisis and shoes now.
UPDATE: Since several people asked - no it was nothing around here. This is my passive aggressive response to any and all comment threads that appear at Moron Central when Gabe posts about gay marriage, Prop. 8, etc. I know better than to read the comments over there, I really do. I also know that much of it is based on the fact that it's Gabe who is posting it. But this has been on my mind for awhile and I wanted to get it out there. I also think this is a situation where I need to suck it up and be the better person. That's not something at which I'm particularly skilled.
March 09, 2009
The free Stop the Violence youth concert was held Saturday night on Ellsworth Street in downtown Silver Spring in memory of 14-year-old Montgomery Blair High School student Tai Lam, who was shot to death in November.
Police say fighting broke out near the stage toward the end of the concert and at least one person resisted arrest. Police say 16 adults and juveniles were arrested for offenses such as assault and
March 08, 2009
This season, menswear has been taken to new levels of skinniness. Guys, wince and whimper a painful "hello" to man-leggings, or "meggings".Um, no. Just no.
(Thanks to TI.)
March 07, 2009
March 05, 2009
1. Say ridiculous things, call people morons, etc.
2. Use your next post/column to call everyone who disagrees with you deranged.
Seriously, Andrew Breitbart, I love me some Big Hollywood, but why do you link someone who hates everything?
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