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So I was in Walmart when I heard the Old Spice whistle. This is caused a Pavlovian head whip and then I saw these on the in store displays. There may have been squealing, I admit nothing.

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Supposedly Justice Scalia took Justice Kagan skeet shooting over the weekend.

Now, this isn't confirmed but the Supreme Court traditionally doesn't confirm anything at all.  If this is true, I think it's a great thing on both their parts.  Look, it's no secret that I'm not a fan of Kagan's and she's expressed some hostility to gun rights.  So I think it is commendable on her part to actually go and learn about guns.  I also think it's a good thing of Scalia to offer to teach a fellow justice about guns.  Credit where credit's due.

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ElectionJournal is promoting their iOS app for reporting voter fraud, intimidation, or anything that's just downright funky about your polling place.

You may remember EJ for their outstanding reporting about the Black Panther case.

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Check out this map.

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So, unlike the last several election cycles, this one seems it will provide something to celebrate.  This means we'll be having an open Moron chat hosted right here starting around 7:00 PM on election night (central time, you elitist East Coast pricks).  

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What I wouldn't have given for a Radio Flyer with brakes.
I'd probably have a lot fewer scars.


Update: Removed stupid joke about a Yogi like creature because I gotta wonder if that's what invited in the nasty pr0n we've been seeing.

Sorry.

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Since I'm in the mood to punch everyone in the throat, have this. It makes me happy.

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I often complain privately (often in reference to our pathetic excuse for a space program, etc) about humanity having given up on DOING SOMETHING AWESOME.  Going to the moon may have been caused by competition with the Commies but no matter why it happened, it caused a billion people's jaws to drop with wonder at what we as a species could accomplish. 

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October is Velociraptor Awareness Month. Are you prepared for the inevitable velociraptor attack?

Also, here, y'all've been relatively good, so have some hotassery.



No, you cannae haz bipartisanship. 

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It's that thing you love!  The Constitution!

Also eight kids?  Really?  Really?  At least we know he's good at time management and multi-tasking.

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He's Number 10, for those of you who don't speak Spanish. Skip ahead to 0:35 if you'd like, there's not much of interest to gringos prior to that.



And no, he's not some master soccer player who happens to be president. This was supposed to be a friendly match.

The match pitted President Evo Morales against political rival La Paz Mayor Luis Revilla to inaugurate a new field. Each led their teams in a bitter, foul-filled match that ultimately ended in a 4-4 tie.

One of the president's bodyguards reportedly sought to arrest Cartagena, who was ultimately kicked out of the match, but Revilla intervened on his behalf.

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If there's not a Miss Piggy getting turned into bacon, I'll be a little disappointed.

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$240 Dollars Worth of Pudding.

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From the first Tuesday in November, this story:

Sweet, creamy death swept through this small Illinois town Monday, when nine 300,000-gallon storage vats violently burst at the local Snak-Tyme pudding factory, burying hundreds of residents in a rich, smooth tidal wave of horrifying pudding goodness.

The death toll from the lip-smacking tragedy currently stands at 350 and is expected to rise.

"After hearing a series of loud explosions, I looked out the window and saw the great taste of Snak-Tyme engulfing everything in its path," said barber Bill Cangelosi, who barely escaped with his life when his shop was devastated by a lethal dollop of butterscotch.

Oddly, it seems that the entirety of the Democratic congress lives in the same small town.   Strange.

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'Fess up - I know one of you made this.

(as an aside - man we're posting fools today)

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Or you can make those Obama-logo-copying pantywaists at Pepsi do it.

Operation Combat Boot Comfort was in 1st place to win until a day or two ago.  You can vote at the link or you can text 100569 to Pepsi (73774).  Vote early, vote often.

Seriously, go look at what else is in the running.  There is nothing else as important as taking care of our troops, as we won't have children's playgrounds or schools or hospitals if we don't have our military to defend our country.

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Hermit Dave may be trolling today, but he was nice enough to provide us this video

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