Mmmmmmmmmmm turkey coma

Happy Thanksgiving, Morons.  Yeah, yeah, I'm thankful for this hive of villainous scum and slack jawed windowlickers. 

What I'm not thankful for is the freaking DMCA and youtube taking down all of the clips of WKRP's Turkeys Away.  The full ep is on Hulu at least.

As God is my witness, I'm going to go pass out on the couch. 

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Finally! A useful article

Some advice you Morons can use.  Though, know that I think about it, all y'all are probably the major contributors.

Sex advice from D&D players.

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A Helmund Awakening? (with special Anna Semenovich goodness added)

I am one of those who believes that the success of the Iraq surge can be replicated in Afghanistan. Usually when I share that view with others I am shouted down, but last night I was discussing the issue with my sister-in-laws brother, who has served a number of tours there most recently commanding 100 Afghans as a CTT trainer, and he and I are in agreement. Afghanistan is winnable but one of the things that needs to happen is an Anbar style awakening. Imagine my surprise when I saw this article this morning:

Anti-Taliban militias arise in Afghanistan

U.S. and Afghan officials have begun helping a number of anti-Taliban militias that have independently taken up arms against insurgents in several parts of Afghanistan, prompting hopes of a large-scale tribal rebellion against the Taliban.

Obviously it is too early to declare this a success and say victory is imminent but it is a hopeful sign and if the additional troops Gen. McChrystal has requested are added to the mix I think we may get back on track.

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The most fun one could ever possibly have

So much win,

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Eastern Jive?

I say this is a smack in the face and Obama just took it and didn't even realize he got it.
And then Lee, who practices tae kwon do himself, presents Obama with a coveted black belt.

So Lee (update, I edited out the part that said he was the President of South Korea) is into tae kwon do and he gives out a black belt like a prize in a Cracker Jack box to Obama? A man who only kicks people figuratively.

Click the link, check out the picture, the guy is laughing his ass off at Obama.
Our allies are scoring points on him now.

That's funny.
No, that's very fucking funny. Obama has absolutely no idea he was just punked.
Tool.
What's next? France giving him the Croix de Guerre? Germany giving him the Iron Cross?
Rome'll make him a cardinal and maybe Poland will name him next in line for the throne.
Hell, make him Emperor of the Moon. He bombed it after all.

 It's much preferred to him pissing off allies or having dictators scoring points on him so it has that going for it too.

Yeah, Hot Air Headlines link, I hate using the obvious ones. Oh well, when your muse hits you, you stay hit.

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Quote of the Day

“Her words come from her heart, not a teleprompter.” - 12 year old Katie Hughes

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You're a better man than he is.

Gooooo India!
Obama throws the Dalai Lama under the bus, India let's him poke China in the eye.
China is an empire and they hate it when it's pointed out. The Dalai Lama in particular chaps their asses.

So India "let" him travel to a region of India near Tibet and the Chinese were not happy (yay!)

China has repeatedly criticized his weeklong visit to the northeastern Indian state of Arunachal Pradesh, which Beijing also claims as its territory.

So Peking also wants to claim more Indian territory?
China and India are disputing a bunch of territory and India ain't backing down. They have a billion people and nukes too thank you very much.

You have to love India's response to China
India has responded to China's demands to call off the trip by saying the Dalai Lama, ... was an honored guest and free to visit any part of the country.

Unlike your commie slave-hole.
Good for India.
It's an AP article so there has to be a few howlingly funny stupidities, this one takes the cake
U.S. officials say they expect President Barack Obama to discuss Tibet with Chinese President Hu Jintao on a visit to Beijing next week, along with issues of freedom of speech and religion and strengthened rule of law.

Okay, that's funny.
Unless they mean Obama is going to ask the Chinese for pointers on those issues I guess.

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This is why Murdoch is going to buying the NY Times building soon

The cover of yesterday's NY Post.  And, yes, it's real and it's spectacular.

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To prove I do love you windowlickers

Here.

Haz palette cleanser.  Below the fold for reasons that will be obvious.
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Tru.Fax.

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well hello there

So. I cannot even begin to bear thinking about Real Life and Worthy News Events without stompying everything. I'm sure I'm not the only one (really FBI, it's okay to just kinda sorta get in contact with Al Queda really?). So as a public service I give you some Sam Worthington goodness. This doesn't actually look half bad.

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Some Saturday night hotassery

It's been a really rough week and I think all of us (by which I mean me) can use some loveliness.

Yes, I know, I know, I'm on a bit of a one track streak with my hotassery at the moment.  Blame it on my repeated viewings of The Proposal [shut up I am, in fact, a chick and I love Sandra Bullock and shut up]. 

Ladies and gents, I give you Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Reynolds.  Also, why is that sex tapes get released by everyone in the universe you would never ever ever ever want to see yet no so much the ones we want to view?  Such as theirs.  Though, hmmmm, that might cause the Earth to melt from the hotness like the center of the Sun. 

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In honor of our illustrious blog host

It's time for a Weekend Western Thread! Yes, yes, the dear host of the site, despite being young enough to be told to GET OFF MY LAWN, is a true lover of old school westerns. Those newfangled talkies with the guns and the wire work and the Ryan Reynolds being hot like the center of the sun the 82 pound girls beating the hell out of a 300 pound linebacker are not his thing. It's all old school Clint, baby. And there's nothing wrong with that.

So here we go, it's time for another Westerns thread. Which ones do you love? Do you randomly shout SHAAAAAAANE for no reason? Share, my Morons, share!

Speaking of Shane:


DPud, you're going to want to subscribe to that youtube channel.

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Awesome: Dollars Trilogy available this month on Youtube

I have the DVD set, but this is still kickass.  Just need Once Upon a Time in the West, and we're good to go.  Seriously, if you've never watched Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More or The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, do so, they're awesome.

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Just when I thought it couldn't get any awesomer

Behold! The trailer for Ninja Assassin!

In Lego.

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Olympics Win

Ukraine always wins the Pelvic Power Lifting.
Alas, he lost his gold medal because he was using a banned substance, Vi@gra.

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Who'da thunkit?

Who would have guessed that Planned Parenthood would be actively pushing abortions as their cash cow?



(via Breitbart.  Text article here.)

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Milk Bone(r)

Via the Agitator we find this story about a hand-job by VA correctional officers that has them in big trouble.
So why is a hand-job such a problem? Are they jerking off prisoners? Getting jerked off by prisoners?
Just because the Funniest End of Civilization Ever has gotten more endy than funny lately doesn't mean it's not still funny.

"I would characterize it as hazing," he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, "If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it."

Bwahahahaha. I prefer to beat mine to get greater control, not beat him off.

Oh, and I'll field this question
Asked if he knew why the officers videotaped the incidents, Beasley replied: "I don't have the slightest idea -- I really don't.

People are idiots.
Or didn't you notice the guy was jerking off his dog?

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Yay Cananda!....?

I hate posting puppy blender or Drudge links because you've all seen them, but this requires comments dammit.

Some Canadian is committing heresy, we might have to grant him asylum but it's my kind of heresy. He's puncturing the smug self-importance of Canadian lefties and that's dangerous, they'll whine all over him.
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Not for us the sturdy, honest calves of the New Democrat/Green Party female, honed on eco-tourist rainforest hikes.
Those legs are often on unfortunate display, extending from a knee-length tweed skirt as hairy as the legs themselves, and end in a pair of Birkenstocks.
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Left-wing drabs recycle. Right-wing women shop -- and the government measures how much they shop every month to find out whether we're still in a recession. Basically, the world economy depends on right-wing women buying shoes.
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No. A right-wing woman wants to get elected, she runs for office.
If she wins, great. If she loses ... well, there's always more shoe shopping.

Heh. Indeed. RTWT. Get me some puppies!
Sorry, just channeling Insty.

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