October 30, 2009
No Mel Gibson apparently but no Tina Turner either.
As Wyatt Earp said (while not providing a link) we need it if for nothing else but washing the taste of Thunderdome out of our... mouths.
IMDB claims Charlize Theron is rumored to be in it so it'll have that going for it.
I have high hopes, but I have a feeling the fall will now be caused by global worming and the good guys are commies trying to "organize" Australia and ban guns.
Blues Brothers 2000 and Thunderdome have me really leary of sequels of great movies.
October 29, 2009
Suggested tag line, "They've been taking up the ass for millennia. Now it's payback time."
Genetically engineered sheep run amok in a very zombie-like way.
Nice touch with the mint juice. That made me laugh.
IMDB says it's real (edited to put that in)
Via Are We Lumberjacks
(It's new to me. Send it to Ace and let him post it so you can tell him it's old)
October 28, 2009
October 25, 2009
But I figure we need something we can all agree on right now.
October 22, 2009
If you have the balls to ask random double amputees to participate in your warped Chewbacca fantasies you deserve a win tag.
Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn)So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?
Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said today that the chair is "quite decked out." Along with the stereo and cup holders, it is powered by a converted gasoline-powered lawnmower, a steering wheel, headlights and a power antenna.
Foucault estimated that the La-Z-Boy can top out at 15 to 20 miles per hour. A National Hot Rod Association sticker adorns the headrest.
The chair was impounded and will be sold at the next police auction.
"We have quite a few people calling about buying it," said Foucault, who half-seriously acknowledged that he's tempted to bid on it, except that "I have kids who would take it out and drive it on the street."
Anderson admitted to police that he had been drinking at home, was leaving the bar and had drunk eight or nine beers that day before getting on the La-Z-Boy and crashing it into a Dodge Intrepid parked outside, Foucault said. Anderson was treated at the scene for minor injuries and given a field sobriety test, even though he pleaded several times with the officer to "give him a break," according to the police report.
Thanks to Brian L
October 21, 2009
(Although why you wouldn't still be passed out at that hour is a bit of a mystery to me.)
October 20, 2009
October 19, 2009
The bear made his stop Thursday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, walking through the automatic doors and heading straight into the liquor department.
The bear climbed a 12-foot shelf and sat there for an an hour until employees evacuated customers and called wildlife officers.
The DNR tranquilized the bear and removed it from the shop.
The bear did not consume any beer.
Yeah, because those fuckers didn't let him. The Man is keeping the bear down!
October 17, 2009
October 15, 2009
Why would I do such a wonderful thing? Because I love you cretinous mouth breathing window licking Morons, that's why. I'm a caring giver.
October 14, 2009
Rumors that Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, has died began circulating yesterday in Tehran’s bazaar. Today, Iranian bloggers report an “abnormal atmosphere in the city” and increased presence of plainclothes agents in the capital. Such rumors circulate from time to time. Obviously, every rumor about Khamenei’s death to date has been false, but the ferocity of the rumors both reflect the opacity of information about Iran’s decision-making class, and the wishful thinking of a public that blames Khamenei and his cohorts for betraying the promises of freedom and democracy which underpinned the revolution
I did some quick digging (google search and a search at BBC using the keywords Khamenei dead) and found nothing concrete. The North Star National is carrying the story based on their belief in Michael Leeden.
Allahpundit deems this the irresponsible rumor of the day, I call it wishful thinking.
October 12, 2009
Remember the saying, “As American as baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet.
Well, he throws a baseball like a girl, eats arugula instead of apples, and he’s socialized Chevrolet. Any other questions?That's it, turn off the Internet until tomorrow, Son of Bob wins for today.
October 11, 2009
I'm a caring giver, I am.
October 10, 2009
(image from Reuters)
That's not a P-shop.
Marge Simpson posed for Playboy.
I personally can't believe Lisa let her do it.
Via the Agitator, who claims it's airbrushed.
Nope, that's real Marge baby.
She's not a natural blue head though.
I notice they call it "The Devil in Marge Simpson"
I used to be friends with a guy whose father was a porn director, he lived in the greater Woodstock metropolitan region, who did the Devil in Miss Jones II. He had some of the rubber devil's tails in his apartment from that movie. I never touched one, I didn't want to think about where it had been.
I had a chance to be an extra in a few porn movies (dope dealer, random leerer, etc. for plot, not action) but I blew i...
Let me re-phrase that, I screwed u.....
I missed my chance.
October 09, 2009
So. I think we all could use some distraction.
I think Motley Crue said it best - girls, girls, girls.
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