Our long wait is over

Mad Max 4, Fury Road is supposedly nearly in production!!!!


No Mel Gibson apparently but no Tina Turner either.

As Wyatt Earp said (while not providing a link) we need it if for nothing else but washing the taste of Thunderdome out of our... mouths.

IMDB claims Charlize Theron is rumored to be in it so it'll have that going for it.

I have high hopes, but I have a feeling the fall will now be caused by global worming and the good guys are commies trying to "organize" Australia and ban guns.

Blues Brothers 2000 and Thunderdome have me really leary of sequels of great movies.

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Mutton Chomp

Suggested tag line, "They've been taking up the ass for millennia. Now it's payback time."
Genetically engineered sheep run amok in a very zombie-like way.
Nice touch with the mint juice. That made me laugh.
IMDB says it's real (edited to put that in)
Via Are We Lumberjacks
(It's new to me. Send it to Ace and let him post it so you can tell him it's old)

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Japanese Game Shows Are Awesome!

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"Fortunate Son", Done Up Awesomely Awesome Like

Thanks

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Have your kleenex ready

This one's a tearjerker.

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Yeah, it's probably old

But I figure we need something we can all agree on right now.

Via mcs

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Double Amputee Needed

Actual NY Craigslist ad

Need an amputee to complete my Halloween costume (Brooklyn)

So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

If you have the balls to ask random double amputees to participate in your warped Chewbacca fantasies you deserve a win tag.

h/t

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Best DWI Story Ever, La-Z-Boy Edition

Wow. Give this guy credit for his creativity.

Deputy Police Chief Troy Foucault said today that the chair is "quite decked out." Along with the stereo and cup holders, it is powered by a converted gasoline-powered lawnmower, a steering wheel, headlights and a power antenna.

Foucault estimated that the La-Z-Boy can top out at 15 to 20 miles per hour. A National Hot Rod Association sticker adorns the headrest.

The chair was impounded and will be sold at the next police auction.

"We have quite a few people calling about buying it," said Foucault, who half-seriously acknowledged that he's tempted to bid on it, except that "I have kids who would take it out and drive it on the street."

Anderson admitted to police that he had been drinking at home, was leaving the bar and had drunk eight or nine beers that day before getting on the La-Z-Boy and crashing it into a Dodge Intrepid parked outside, Foucault said. Anderson was treated at the scene for minor injuries and given a field sobriety test, even though he pleaded several times with the officer to "give him a break," according to the police report.

Thanks to Brian L

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Wow: Newspaper editorial admits concealed carry works

Well I'll be damned, read and savor it, because this sort of thing doesn't happen often.

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Great news for Florida Morons!

If you live in or near the city of Delray Beach, you can now start to get your drink on at 7 a.m. on Sundays.

(Although why you wouldn't still be passed out at that hour is a bit of a mystery to me.)

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When Dorks Propose....

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Presented without context

But really, context isn't necessary to find this hilarious.
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What Is Right With Wisconsin?

Wisconsin is so awesome, even the bears know what to do.

The bear made his stop Thursday night at Marketplace Foods in Hayward, walking through the automatic doors and heading straight into the liquor department.

The bear climbed a 12-foot shelf and sat there for an an hour until employees evacuated customers and called wildlife officers.

The DNR tranquilized the bear and removed it from the shop.

The bear did not consume any beer.

Yeah, because those fuckers didn't let him. The Man is keeping the bear down!

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Stop. Hot chick time.

Good evening, my fellow Morons.  I trust all y'all's evening of Val U Rite chugging and hobo hunting is going well.  In honor of the fact that it's FREAKING FREEZING OMG AM DELICATE FLOWER AND AM GOING TO DIE ahem I thought I would post some hotassery.  You're welcome.


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To provide some brain bleach

Just in case you click on the link in the entry below and cannot unsee, I nobly give you a brain cleanser.  (For the record, it's not the content, it's the person involved that's problematic)

Why would I do such a wonderful thing?  Because I love you cretinous mouth breathing window licking Morons, that's why.  I'm a caring giver. 
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Oh if only it could be so... Rumors that Iran's Supreme Douchebag Leader is dead abound

and by abound I mean that Alice sent a link in e-mail:

Rumors that Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ali Khamenei, has died began circulating yesterday in Tehran’s bazaar. Today, Iranian bloggers report an “abnormal atmosphere in the city” and increased presence of plainclothes agents in the capital. Such rumors circulate from time to time. Obviously, every rumor about Khamenei’s death to date has been false, but the ferocity of the rumors both reflect the opacity of information about Iran’s decision-making class, and the wishful thinking of a public that blames Khamenei and his cohorts for betraying the promises of freedom and democracy which underpinned the revolution

I did some quick digging (google search and a search at BBC using the keywords Khamenei dead) and found nothing concrete. The North Star National is carrying the story based on their belief in Michael Leeden.

Allahpundit deems this the irresponsible rumor of the day, I call it wishful thinking.

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Comment of the day

FrnakJ has a post about Obama and his spokestools whining about Foxnews, he ends it by saying it's un-America to whine, so commenter Son of Bob says

Remember the saying, “As American as baseball, apple pie and Chevrolet.

Well, he throws a baseball like a girl, eats arugula instead of apples, and he’s socialized Chevrolet. Any other questions?

That's it, turn off the Internet until tomorrow, Son of Bob wins for today.

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Hai.

Have some cheery cheerfulness while I recover from my turkey coma (the BFF and I had our fake!Thanksgiving dinner today) and while I laugh and laugh that y'all are going back to work tomorrow and I'm not.

I'm a caring giver, I am.
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My memory has just been sold.

^{(image from Reuters)}
That's not a P-shop.
Marge Simpson posed for Playboy.

I personally can't believe Lisa let her do it.

Via the Agitator, who claims it's airbrushed.
Nope, that's real Marge baby.
She's not a natural blue head though.
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I notice they call it "The Devil in Marge Simpson"
I used to be friends with a guy whose father was a porn director, he lived in the greater Woodstock metropolitan region, who did the Devil in Miss Jones II. He had some of the rubber devil's tails in his apartment from that movie. I never touched one, I didn't want to think about where it had been.
 I had a chance to be an extra in a few porn movies (dope dealer, random leerer, etc. for plot, not action) but I blew i...
Let me re-phrase that, I screwed u.....
I missed my chance.
Oh well.

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I think we all need some distraction

I think it's entirely appropriate that I learned about Obama's Nobel (SRSLY?  NO SRSLY?) as I was leaving the country.

So.  I think we all could use some distraction.

I think Motley Crue said it best - girls, girls, girls.

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