Rather's suit against CBS got tossed.

Not just tossed, oh no, this is the tossed as in wtf were you thinking even filing this tossed.

Mmmmmmmmm.  I like my schadenfreude all fried like that.

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Win barely edges out the FAIL Britannia tag.  BrewDog is a brewery in Scotland...something's missing, ah,

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Sarah Palin's memoir is coming out in less than two months.  Woohoo! 

In other Woohoo! News, I have internet in my house for the first time since moving here over a month ago. 

WIN. 

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Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

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I heard about this lady on NPR today. She is the winner of Ukraine's Got Talent for 2009. A sand artist, in this clip she tells the story of Ukraine's occupation by the Nazis from 1941 to 1945. An occupation in which 25% of the population was killed. I am not a super-sentimental person but I was almost in tears when it was over.

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I've been good. I totally haven't smote all those that need smiting. I *deserve* this.

James Traficant (he's out of jail btw) is saying he's going to run for Congress again. His platform? Repeal the income tax.

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Its real and its FAAAANTASTIC.

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Since apparently there shall be whining if the hotassery is not bipartisan, I give you moar Ryan Reynolds. 

Mrs. Ryan Reynolds that is.



See what a noble, selfless, caring giver I am? 

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The expression on Ryan's face pretty much sums up my response to today.  Not to mention to the Obama Administration in general.  Yes, I totally looked at his face.  Eventually.

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Fuck yeah, eh.

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I am, especially if the women come along.

The poor quality of the standard-issue sports bras prompted a group by female soldiers at the LV 6 military base in Halmstad to voice their displeasure to representatives from the Council recently.

The women complained that the bras’ fasteners have a tendency to come undone when the women performed rigorous exercise, forcing the female soldiers to take off all of their equipment in order to refasten the brassieres.

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The Green Death: (emphasis mine)

Okay, here’s the real deal: Team 7 will be called Green Death. We will only acknowledge “Team 7” for scheduling and disciplinary purposes. Green Death is not a team but a family (some say cult) that you belong to forever. We play fair at all times, but we play tough and physical soccer. We have some returning players who know the deal; for the others, I only expect 110 percent at every game and practice. We do not cater to superstars but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball, and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull.

Some say soccer at this age is about fun, and I completely agree. I believe, however, that winning is fun and losing is for losers. Ergo, we will strive for the W in each game. Although we may not win every game (excuse me, I just got a little nauseous), I expect us to fight for every loose ball and play every shift as if it were the finals of the World Cup. As I spent a good Saturday morning listening to the legal-liability BS, which included a thirty-minute dissertation on how we need to baby the kids and especially the refs, I was disgusted. The kids will run, they will fall, get bumps and bruises, even bleed a little. Big deal; it’s good for them (but I do hope the other team is the one bleeding). If the refs can’t handle a little criticism, then they should turn in their whistles. My heckling of the refs actually helps them develop as people. The political-correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines. America’s youth are becoming fat, lazy, and noncompetitive because competition is viewed as “bad.” I argue that competition is crucial to the evolution of our species and our survival in what has become an increasingly competitive global economy and dangerous world. Second-place trophies are nothing to be proud of. They serve only as a reminder that you missed your goal; their only purpose is as an inspiration to do that next set of reps. Don’t animals eat what they kill? (And yes, someone actually kills the meat we eat—it isn’t grown in plastic wrap.) And speaking of meat, I expect that the ladies be put on a diet of fish, undercooked red meat, and lots of veggies. No junk food. Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners.

I find it hard to believe that is for real but I mostly agree with the guy's sentiments. 

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This is a pretty cool illusion.  If I had any time or talent, I'd probably try to build one.

This fountain, which appeared at the Royal Horticultural Society's recent Chelsea Flower Show, was designed by noted British vacuum sexifier James Dyson. Inspired by Escher's "Waterfall," Dyson's "Wrong Garden" incorporates a clever design to create the illusion that water flows up each of the four ramps before cascading over the end.

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Pretty good, check out the next pic in the series. He got a spike-horn.

Via Say Uncle

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Shirtless guy: The Left and the media (BIRM)
Other Guy: The Right, who has finally had enough.

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Seriously, dude. I know Aussies like to drink and do whatever the hell else you guys do down there, but can't you at least keep the noise down a bit?

Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.

Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."

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I saw it linked with "Coolest pitch ever", maybe.
But it's definitely the rudest. That's some cold shit.


Via Say Uncle

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A tribute to Patrick Swayze that only Cracked could do.

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