I say nearly because the Twinkies aren't fried.  I'll give it a 9.5.

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I already liked Eliza Dushku, but now, I think I'm in love.

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BOOM!

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Amen, brothah.

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I don't know what else to say.

Transportation officials in Texas are scrambling to prevent hackers from changing messages on digital road signs after one sign in Austin was altered to read, "Zombies Ahead."

Fucking awesome.

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 Mobile bars on buses!

If the liquor license is approved, it will be the first of its kind in Alaska, according to an official with the Alcoholic Beverage Control Board.

Tylan Martin said his four-month-old business, the Pub Line, is “squeaking along,” and he wants to sell alcohol to satisfy current customers and attract new shuttle users.

“That’s a big thing that I keep getting from people: ‘It’s a party bus. Why aren’t we allowed to drink in here?’” he said.

The 28-year-old, who also works as a firefighter and substitute teacher, charges $5 to transport weekend revelers between the Red Fox Bar & Grill, the University of Alaska Fairbanks Pub, The Marlin, Club Alaskan, the Midnite Mine, Kodiak Jack’s, the Big I, the Boatel Sleazy Waterfront Bar and the Oasis Restaurant and Lounge. Riders can pay $15 for an all-night pass.

The shuttle runs from 9 p.m. to 3 a.m. on Friday and Saturday nights and Martin said he drops off customers to their doorstep, provided they live along the route. The shuttle also makes end-of-the-night stops at Fort Wainwright Army Base’s main gate.

On the company’s Web site, www.alaskapubline.com, Martin emphasizes that his rates are cheaper than a taxi.

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A Democrat state senator in Massachusetts got arrested in June 2008 for "annoying and accosting people of opposite sex."  While there are four witnesses to the act, Jim Marzilli still plead not guilty.  Why?  The law is sexist and violates the equal protection clause.  If Marzilli were a woman, he couldn't be charged under this act. 

Sounds crazy right?  Well, it would be in a state that didn't find that a rule defining marriage as between two members of the opposite sex was a violation of equal protection. 

Oh, and the strangest part?  He's tagged as a Democrat the third paragraph into the story. 

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Which one of you did this? Behold! Chia Obama!

Available in happy or determined Chia Obama.

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Guy laser etches every level of Super Mario Land onto the top of his Eee. 

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Here is how I am going to endure the Age of the Messiah.

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"I love being told I have to make the hard sacrifices by a guy who can't quit smoking." - Dennis Miller on Obama's inaugural speech.

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Talk about a pick me up after the Coronation.

The former president, who ruled France for 12 years until 2007, was taken to hospital in Paris where he was treated as an outpatient and sent home, VSD magazine reported.

Mrs Chirac said: 'The dog went for him for no apparent reason.

'We were already aware the animal was unpredictable and is actually being treated with pills for depression.

'My husband was bitten quite badly, but he is certain to make a full recovery over the coming weeks.'

The former French First Lady did not reveal where on his body Chirac was bitten.

The pet, named after the Japanese form of wrestling, was a gift to the Chiracs from their grandson Martin.

My wife always tells me that dogs can detect bad people. Maybe this is an example.

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Mmmmmm cheese fries. 

I thought it was time to post something fantastic to take our minds off how utterly fucked we are.  Thus I present these



I saw these described as Russian hooker shoes and I totally agree!  Of course, I think they meant that as a criticism.  Pfffft.  No.  Come on, wouldn't you spill all the nuclear codes to Svetlana were she wearing only these and matching earrings?  I thought so.

Oh and I do believe that some pretty girl is also needed - btw this is proof that sometimes a girl doesn't have to been in lingerie and wearing thigh high boots while holding a gun to be hot.  Though that certainly doesn't hurt.

Oh and note that when you clicky more on my posts?  THERE'S A PRETTY GIRL NOT CLOWNS.  Ahem.


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Looking for the first intelligent use of an Apple product*?

Look no further.

No need to thank me for the sexual arrousal.  Its just another free service I provide.

* - Other than infecting the mother ship with a virus in Independence Day.  Priceless. 

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Especially for Alex more...

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Namely, a stab wound.

A man who was stabbed at the York Hotel Saturday night opted to return to the bar to finish his beer rather than seek medical attention.

Police responded to 10401 96 St. hotel just after 9 p.m. with reports that a man had been stabbed.

When they arrived, they found the victim at his table drinking beer.

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Yuengling, Falstaff, Natural Bohemian, and Iron City. Who ya got?

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 Nice to see she is handling herself well.

But determined to carry on boozing, she crawled around the restaurant on all fours and apparently tried to take drinks from under diners' noses.

The troubled 25-year-old singer, who is battling her addiction to drugs, is said then to have begged other holidaymakers to buy her wine which she could take back to her room.

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