June 30, 2009
First, I would like to say that Megan Kelly and Shepard Smith are almost exactly the same. Except Megan, of course, has bigger balls.
They're both advocacy journalists (Shep is obviously trying to be Geraldo, Jr while Megan is more like Glenn Beck), which one is better looking?A truly excellent question indeed. Let us examine the evidence. First, Shep:
Great eyes, looks fab in a suit, has that "I'm a naughty boy" grin. Alllllll good. And then he opens his mouth, proves he's an utter loon and makes me want to smack him in the face with my 3 wood. -10,000 attractiveness points.
Then there Megyn:
Intelligent, articulate, excellent sense of humor, nice personal style . . . . Yeah, yeah, like any of y'all are reading the words at the moment.
She's stunning and smart and makes idiots near to cry while interviewing them. +10,000 attractiveness points.
The winner, in a landslide, Megyn.
Now, if you want me to choose between Megyn and Brit Hume, well, that's a different story. Oh Brit. Oh your snark. Oh your archness. Oh how you made Juan Williams look like an idiot. I LOVE YOU BRIT PLEASE COME BACK! Ahem. What was the question?
June 29, 2009
“I started experiencing these different realms, these different planes of existence … I know exactly what I’m capable of doing. … People talk about speaking with lizards and stuff. You can communicate with anyone, with nature, that’s all that happened there. To me, that’s not a big deal now. I like to astal travel, teleport, travel through time … December 21, 2012, by the way, that’s the number. As seven billion people, the world will rise to another level of consciousness. I don’t have all the answers.”
Yeah, that's some good stuff right there. But can it top these people, who think the moon is gay?
I think we should send some morons into space to land on the moon and plant bombs to blow it up. The moon is gay.
Where's Frank J when you need him?
You make the call!
The Boulder Police Department is looking for a cross-dressing man wearing clown makeup who robbed a liquor store on Saturday night.Boulder police spokeswoman Sarah Huntley said officers received a call from the Boulder Beer Emporium, on the 4700 block of Table Mesa Drive, just before midnight. The caller said that the store was robbed.
June 27, 2009
And sheesh yes it's bipartisan you people are so freaking fussy, sheesh.
Ummm, not totally nekkid but moderately NSFW
June 26, 2009
Photo courtesy Army Sgt. Ricardo Branch.
June 25, 2009
If any of you want to buy me one of those (tiger and/or laptop), I'll definitely set up a mail drop.
The idea that the Ark is presently in Ethiopia is a well-documented, albeit disputed, tradition dating back to at least 642 B.C. The tradition says it was moved to Elephantine Island in Egypt, then to Tana Kirkos Island in Ethiopia and finally to its present site at St. Mary's of Zion Church in Axum.
"You (monkey) have urinated on my jacket," Banda softly sneered at the monkey.
Banda, who recently won reelection, seemed a bit pee-ved as he paused and looked up to see the animal playing in a tree just above his chair."Perhaps these are blessings," he said continuing his address amid laughter from the audience of journalists and diplomats at the presidential offices in the capital Lusaka.
Several monkeys play around the grounds of Banda's residence and his office.
June 24, 2009
Not too spoilery but I'll put below the fold.
June 23, 2009
June 22, 2009
The irony of a song made by trust fund anarchists for trust fund anarchists who have never faced anything scarier than the last level of Halo 3 being used by people who are trying to survive against one of the left's favorite regimes is delicious.
June 21, 2009
Someone please dig up Reagan. I'd take a dead leader with balls over a living camp counselor who wants all the cool kids to like him.
Kensington, in Gutfeld's comments,
This skateboard guy is likely to be the only hawk we get in the White House whilst Obama is POTUS.
He's going to be worse than Carter...worse than Carter after Carter left the White House.
June 20, 2009
Dude. He figured out a way to blow up the whole world. This is going to be so so perfectly awful. Cannot. Freaking. Wait.
June 19, 2009
See, that's TOTALLY helpful advice. Totally. I thought I'd be a caring giver and share. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch Sin City again.
June 18, 2009
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