The most beautiful person in the world entered into my life. The beautiful young lass who fate and good fortune sent my way would eventually become my wife, the mother of the most precious gift ever bestowed upon me, my true companion down the sometimes crater filled road that is life, the one person I trust unfailingly, and all I need to visualize in my brain when I am backed up and need to offend Christine O'Donnell. 

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So I bear good news for Alex.  This might actually make me start watching CSI again.

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Okay, so far Sharktopus is one of the best, I'd say it's provisionally better than Pterodactyl and moving in on Megashark vs Giant Octopus.

The bungee jumping girl was funny.

It could at least have said thanks.

You could see the gold coin deal coming, but it was still funny.

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Cool story about a test flight of a B-52H back in '64.

So the flight got kind of rough and they couldn't figure out what was wrong when someone noticed the vertical tail fin was gone (I think it was William Shatner).
RTWT, it's pretty interesting.



Via Donald Sensing
Both of those blogs are interesting if for different reasons. The first one is math kind of guy, I've never seen that one before, Sensing is interesting.
The first guy had a link to the "Particle Physics Song". It's geeky cool (i.e. not cool at all), you'll have to click "more" to see it.
more...

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Outta the way Megashark vs Giant Octopus, there's a new mouth on the block.
Saturday at 8pm, all our worst nightmares are about to be ignored, but hey, at least we get some new schlocky peroxide/silicon fest.
And that ain't bad.

Yes, Sharktopus is on the way, and , from watching the trailer, I think it eats bikinis.
The only disappointment? It only has one mouth. Oh well.

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Even the spam knows clowns are wrong.

Seriously, what is it with that post that brings out the Epic Spam?

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Katey Sagal should have won an Emmy for last season. It's a travesty that she wasn't even nominated.  And I can't even begin to figure out what direction they're going to go this season; I thought I had it puzzled out and then I read something on Kurt Sutter's* blog that makes me think I've got it all wrong. 

*Yeah, he's a total lefty.  But the mental disorder that goes along with being that far out in moonbatland means that you're adept at creating some great believable fiction.

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Why yes, it does!

This seems like an awesome way to grow a beer belly.

Inventor Mark Zable said it had taken him three years to come up with the cooking method and a patent for the process is pending. He declined to say whether any special ingredients were involved.

His deep-fried beer will be officially unveiled in a fried food competition at the Texas state fair later this month.

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Duke Nukem Lives!  I so thought the collapse of 3d Realms was gonna be the end of it, and I thought the legal clusterfuck between Take Two and what remained of 3d Realms would kill DNF forever.  There's only one game that could really bring me back into gaming, and that's Duke Nukem Forever.  I am so friggin' excited, you mouthbreathers have no idea.

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Teddy Kennedy has been clean and sober for one year.
Well, sober anyway.
And MP didn't even give him credit for it.

Most of that joke was stolen from Say Uncle in the comments at Marooned.

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I'll admit, I got a little verklempt watching this.

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