It's for the children

You probably saw it at Ace's, but I just really want to get it going.
Write in Obama to win the Heisman.

I don't really want to cheapen the Heisman, but really, that's just too darn funny.

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To take you mind off Obama's Nobel Peace Prize -

I bring you the Baroness and Snake-eyes from this weeks Fan Fiction Friday at Topless Robot. I highly recommend you check it out, after all how can you go wrong with a story that has these two sentences associated with it:

I would think that raping first would then help with the breaking, but then, I'm not the one filled with nanaporbes. I'm sure the Baroness knows what she's doing.

(...)

No, Snake Eyes! Don't let her nanaporbe-augmented lightly shaved vagina skills break your oath of silence!

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let me be the first to say ha HA!

So. Looks like there's going to be snow in Chicago by Sunday.

Of course, this would be funnier if I weren't on my way to Canada for the weekend.  Great.  It's going to blizzard and I'm going to die. 

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I'm with Granny McBotox

I gotta admit, I'm with her. I'd have the same reaction if Harry Reid touched me and said what he said.

I really like the look on her face when he says that GOPers and Dems said, "...Mr. President, whatever decision you make we'll support it." about Afghanistan.

I'm at least  partially impressed because I didn't think her face was mobile enough to change expression not just once but twice. Look how far her eyebrows move when he says the last bit. I always thought they were painted on and she had to decide what emotion she was going to show so they could paint them on correctly.

H/T The Hill via Boortz
Edited for grammar

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and before the whining starts

Fine.  Here be bipartisanship.  Sheesh y'all are *so fussy*.
more...

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I'm not one to get excited about new films

This one I'll be watching,

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I admit, all of my taste is in my mouth

Behold! A five minute clip from 2012. Look. It's not good. I know it's not going to be good. I know I'm going to want to throat punch Emmerich when Dick Cheney turns out to be causing the planet to blow up. I. Don't. Care. I'm so there opening night.

On another note, I really really love Amanda Peet.  I don't know why, I just do.  Also, if you haven't seen her and Cusack in Identity I highly, highly recommend it.  Clever idea, well executed and I was stunned by the ending. 

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I'm going to hell for how hard this made me laugh.

And I'm taking y'all with me.

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Four words...

...that as a California conservative (yes, we do exist) I thought I'd never utter:

Good for Jerry Brown:

California Attorney General Jerry Brown on Thursday said he is investigating the community organizing group ACORN in response to a request from Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

In a letter to the governor, Brown's office said it would look into the group that has come under fire in recent videos produced by conservative activists.

Of course, this bit of good news doesn't come without a bite of the good ol' shit sammich...

The state will also look into the circumstances under which ACORN employees were videotaped, said Scott Gerber, a spokesman for Brown.

It's not like I have any hopes or dreams for the continued political career of Jerry Brown, but he might just want to re-think that in the wake of the public's outrage where ACORN is concerned.

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I think I'm in love

Farmer's daughter disarms terrorist, shoots and kills him with his own AK-47.

They left out the part in the headline where first she hit him with an axe.  It's love, baby, 100% pure love.

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