The video game news all you barely-literate morons have been waiting for! Supreme Court - The Video Game!

America's first female Supreme Court justice unveiled a videogame project on Wednesday to teach children how courts work, saying she wanted to counter partisan criticism that judges are "godless" activists.

I can hear Gabriel Malor's zipper from here!  But wait, morons!  There's more!

Features Include:

• Legislate from the bench with EXTREME JURISPRUDENCE!!! : "There is hardly an area of the law that Justice O’Connor did not significantly affect." - Joan Biskupic
• Find new meaning in that stuffy old Constitution or SHREDD IT TO PIECES!!!
• Intelligent arguments destroy affirmative action? DIVERSIFY THEM INTO A COMA!!!
• Many, many more!!!!!

I know what you're all thinking: How will I stop orgasming all the time?

Well, here's your solution:

What's the opposite of priapism?

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