October 12, 2008

Sports Are Bad For Your Testicles. And So Is Smuggling Steroids.

Just ask Kellen Winslow of the Cleveland Browns about the harmonic convergence of sports and testicles.

A league source tells us that the talk among the Browns is that tight end Kellen Winslow landed in the Cleveland Clinic because his balls swelled to the size of grapefruits.


Actually, one explanation for the situation is a condition known as hyrdocele.  And while the condition in itself isn’t serious, it could be a symptom of testicular cancer.

And regarding steroids, ask Jose Canseco.

It is drug commonly used during and after steroid cycles to maintain and restore testicular size as well as produce testosterone.  When I reached Canseco's attorney, Greg Emerson he had "No Comment" and the U.S. Attorney in San Diego told me that it was an ongoing investigation and no comment either.  Canseco is due in Federal Court on Tuesday, October 14th to deal with this.  Canseco was not arrested, just detained.

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