September 22, 2009

Save The Environment By Bleeding!

That's right, folks!  Replace all your light bulbs with these blood-powered lamps so you use less energy! 

Wait, no.  That's fucking retarded.

Wait, yes.  I could fuel my lamps by beating the shit out of hippies and using their blood!  I'd be like a hip, environmentalist vampire except I wouldn't drink the blood, just enjoy the hippie hunting.

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