July 18, 2008

PETA founder's will

Seems like the perfect follow up to a KFC story.

So pitiful, but oh so funneh, these are some of the requests found in Ingrid Newkirk's will,

a. That the “meat” of my body, or a portion thereof, be used for a human barbecue, to remind the world that the meat of a corpse is all flesh, regardless of whether it comes from a human being or another animal, and that flesh foods are not needed;

Likes where she's going with this

b. That my skin, or a portion thereof, be removed and made into leather products, such as purses, to remind the world that human skin and the skin of other animals is the same and that neither is “fabric” nor needed, and that some skin be tacked up outside the Indian Leather Fair each year to serve as a reminder of the government’s need to abate the suffering of Indian bullocks who, after a life of extreme and involuntary servitude, as I have seen firsthand, are exported all over the world in this form;…

Can help her with that

PETA is such an asinine organization, it exists solely to provide a random cause for attention whores to attach themselves to, and Ingrid Newkirk is the ultimate attention whore.

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