December 13, 2009

Jesse Ventura is a giant rectal polyp

I struggle to find the correct words to describe how little respect I have for this man.

This evening through no fault of my own I was exposed to two episodes of his new show Conspiracy Theory. Oh my god what a heaping pile of feces thsi show is.

Let me give you a very quick example of the level of scientific rigor that is employed by Ventura and his team.

First watch this video.

That was an example of the Weber Rinne test. It is used to screen for sensironeural hearing loss or conductive hearing loss. Specifically it is used to test the 8th Cranial Nerve.

Now watch this bit from Ventura's show (starts at about 8 minutes in)

Notice how the Doctor says the sound goes directly to the patients brain. Let me clue you in dumbass - That's what cranial nerves do.

Essentially Ventura was overwhelmed by a pair of bone conduction speakers or hearing aids. If I had known mind control was as simple as playing music through someones mandible I would have done it a long time ago.

The show is filled with crap like this. This was just the easiest thing to disprove at 2130 on a Saturday night.

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