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September 02, 2010

“I’m a dentist and I don’t think this country is headed in the right direction.”

I was going to call your bullshit, but you're a dentist?

Well, in that case, fuck away!

"I'm a vagrant blogger and I don't think conventional physics theories are getting enough play vis a vis string theory."

"I'm a asteroid mining robot and I really like Jennifer Aniston's hair."

Could his being a dentist have less to do with the rest of his statement? Is there a word for completely unrelated expositional phrases in a sentence?

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1 I'm an alcoholic, but I play one on TV.

Posted by: cbullitt at September 02, 2010 06:47 PM (b+tsq)

2 I'm a domestic goddess and I don't think tungsten is being exploited enough.

Posted by: LC Aggie Sith at September 02, 2010 07:05 PM (+bSoE)

3 Could be Ed Helms posting in character.

Posted by: douglas at September 02, 2010 08:23 PM (uU+Ss)

4 I'm a hermit and I don't think carpool lanes are a good idea.

Posted by: Hermit Dave at September 02, 2010 10:14 PM (sqGe2)

5 My last dentist was a fucking asshole. Treated his staff like shit and his patients not much better. Had the balls to brag he was once an olympic diver.

Fucking dentists. Assholes, every one of them.

Posted by: tangonine at September 03, 2010 01:44 AM (C8Pcc)

6 Well, at least he's not one of the 9/11 Toothers.

Posted by: Wolfwood at September 03, 2010 06:43 AM (zwgXV)

7 I'm a witch and I'm here for the Ramadan feast.

(I think the technical grammatical term you were looking for is "jackasshattery").

Posted by: Wiccapundit at September 03, 2010 08:25 AM (wn+UK)

8 See, you just don't understand him.
He's been to school. Like a bunch of schools. Possibly a university.
He's smarter than you.

I was watching Foxnews the other day when they had a physicist on who was talking about how the Moon is shrinking.
The hot newsreader said to him, "You're a scientist, is there any truth that people are affected by the full moon?" (paraphrase, but she definitely prefaced her comment with "you're a scientist").

He looked nonplussed for a minute as he groped for a way to answer the question that didn't include "You fool".
He said something happy but not really responsive.
I was hoping he would say something like, "I'm a physicist you fool, physics does not relate to human behavior".

People often think that learning in one field means they know more about another.

Posted by: Veeshir at September 03, 2010 08:44 AM (pgDxX)

9 I'm a witch and I'm here for the Ramadan feast.

Technically, it's called Aied al Fitr. And you'd be welcome as all get out to mine.

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