Bruce Springsteen is a dumbass

No, for once, I'm not talking about a celebrity's politics here...

Backstage before his Tuesday night concert at the Spectrum, Bruce Springsteen was telling Joe Torre how his "Working on a Dream" tour won't end until after Thanksgiving, so he'll miss the World Series. But his Monday night show finished in time for the E Street Band to catch the last few innings of the Phillies' win in Game 4.

"Yeah, yeah we saw it," Torre recalled Springsteen saying excitedly. Then, according to Torre, Springsteen remembered he was talking to the losing manager and not a Phillies fan, adding a subdued, "Oh."

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, during the last few innings that you caught, did you not notice the fact that Torre happened to be sitting in the Dodger dugout, wearing a Dodger uniform, and, you know, managing the fucking Dodgers?

"Oh," indeed, you fucking ar-tard.

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