BREAKING: HOLY FUCKING SHIT - Hillary "Open" to Veep Slot

A while back I started taking bets on when Hillary would gracefully bow out of the race. Our host strongly disagreed but what can you expect from a guy that only scored a 93.33%? (Pity him)

Anyway, even I didn't think this was going to happen:

The Associated Press, continuing to lead the way in reporting the breaking developments in the wrap-up to the Democratic presidential race[wow... -MP], writes that Hillary Clinton has told unspecified lawmakers from her home state of New York that she is "open" to joining the party's national ticket as Barack Obama's running mate.

If this is true, then I can't imagine Obama, a shrewd, win-at-all-cost politician, could deny her the position. That ticket is orgasmic for victimology enthusiasts and sure to beat an already weak McCain ticket.

Update: Here is some more:

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton told the New York congressional delegation today that she's willing to serve as Sen. Barack Obama's vice presidential nominee.

As Associated Press projected that Obama had the number of delegates he needed to clinch the Democratic presidential nomination, Clinton raised the possibility of serving as Obama's running mate during her talk with New York lawmakers, said Rep. Brian Higgins, D-Buffalo.

"She brought it up, and it it was reaffirmed by others," Higgins said. ""It was in the context of: we've got to win this thing."

While saying she would not officially concede the nomination to Obama at a New York rally where she will appear tonight, Clinton also stressed that she will do whatever she can to help Obama win the presidency.

At first I suspected this was just a reporter asking a cleverly worded question but it appears that she brought it up. Now we just wait to see if Obama is really as stupid as he seems. After all, how do you win in a 58 state landslide without a good running mate?

*Updated for clarity.  Sorry, still getting the hang of the mee.nu system.

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