January 06, 2009

Gymnastics Is Safe

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January 02, 2009

You're not welcome

Here's the ad in rotation at the top of the Drudge Report right now.

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What?

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January 01, 2009

Now they tell us

Are you still feeling the effects of last night's revelry? Well, Dr. Paul Barry has some advice for you...

Having a "nip" of alcohol -- the infamous "hair of the dog" -- doesn't cure a hangover. "It merely postpones the inevitable," he said. He added that there isn't any that support the claims of the hangover-prevention pills that pop up in stores this time of year -- although one, RU-21, is generating a bit of medical interest.

Nix most home-remedies, as well. "There is one that goes around about cooking or boiling down kudzu, and eating or drinking it," Barry said. "Please don't. The plant is poisonous. Death isn't the cure you are probably looking for."

Time and rehydration are the things that will do the trick. Barry did say that eating fried food before going out for a night of tippling -- and toppling over -- will help cut the effects of too-much fun. The day after, eat eggs and drink water, and lots of it. Don't go straight to the sports drinks -- too much sugar. The best mix -- half water, half sports drink. And keep it coming.

"The most effective way to avoid a hangover is to not drink," Barry said (and you knew that was coming).

Well, yes, we all knew that was coming, but I would imagine most of us didn't bother to listen. I know I didn't. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, and Morons gotta guzzle the Val-U-Rite.

I mean, Dr. Barry may as well be advising alexthechick against coveting sexy boots or telling Moron Pundit to quit hiding in the bushes outside of George Takei's house.

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