July 16, 2008

Andy Dick Is A Perverted Freak? NO FUCKING WAY!

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Proof that evolution has stopped effecting humanity.

Way.

Cops arrested Dick, 42, just before 2 a.m. in the parking lot near a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

According to the Murrieta Police Department's Web site, police responded to call at the restaurant to investigate an intoxicated male at the location urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance.

Officers arrived and stopped a truck which was leaving the location. Witnesses told the officers that one of the truck occupants had sexually battered a 17-year-old outside Buffalo Wild Wings.

The 17-year-old female and several witnesses told police that as Dick left the establishment, he approached two females outside the bar. Dick walked up to the 17-year-old female, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts, they said. He then was escorted by several of his friends to a truck which was stopped by arriving police officers in a nearby Sam’s Club a few moments later.

I'm surprised he survived the encounter as I can't imagine there is a 17-year-old girl on Earth that couldn't beat that little shit-stain to death.  Jon Lovitz could, anyway.

The look on his face alone has earned him 20 years in a cell with a serial rapist as far as I'm concerned.

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