I am, especially if the women come along.

The poor quality of the standard-issue sports bras prompted a group by female soldiers at the LV 6 military base in Halmstad to voice their displeasure to representatives from the Council recently.

The women complained that the bras’ fasteners have a tendency to come undone when the women performed rigorous exercise, forcing the female soldiers to take off all of their equipment in order to refasten the brassieres.

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The Green Death: (emphasis mine)

Okay, here’s the real deal: Team 7 will be called Green Death. We will only acknowledge “Team 7” for scheduling and disciplinary purposes. Green Death is not a team but a family (some say cult) that you belong to forever. We play fair at all times, but we play tough and physical soccer. We have some returning players who know the deal; for the others, I only expect 110 percent at every game and practice. We do not cater to superstars but prefer the gritty determination of journeymen who bring their lunch pail to work every week, chase every ball, and dig in corners like a Michael Vick pit bull.

Some say soccer at this age is about fun, and I completely agree. I believe, however, that winning is fun and losing is for losers. Ergo, we will strive for the W in each game. Although we may not win every game (excuse me, I just got a little nauseous), I expect us to fight for every loose ball and play every shift as if it were the finals of the World Cup. As I spent a good Saturday morning listening to the legal-liability BS, which included a thirty-minute dissertation on how we need to baby the kids and especially the refs, I was disgusted. The kids will run, they will fall, get bumps and bruises, even bleed a little. Big deal; it’s good for them (but I do hope the other team is the one bleeding). If the refs can’t handle a little criticism, then they should turn in their whistles. My heckling of the refs actually helps them develop as people. The political-correctness police are not welcome on my sidelines. America’s youth are becoming fat, lazy, and noncompetitive because competition is viewed as “bad.” I argue that competition is crucial to the evolution of our species and our survival in what has become an increasingly competitive global economy and dangerous world. Second-place trophies are nothing to be proud of. They serve only as a reminder that you missed your goal; their only purpose is as an inspiration to do that next set of reps. Don’t animals eat what they kill? (And yes, someone actually kills the meat we eat—it isn’t grown in plastic wrap.) And speaking of meat, I expect that the ladies be put on a diet of fish, undercooked red meat, and lots of veggies. No junk food. Protein shakes are encouraged, and while blood doping and HGH use is frowned upon, there is no testing policy. And at the risk of stating the obvious, blue slushies are for winners.

I find it hard to believe that is for real but I mostly agree with the guy's sentiments. 

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This is a pretty cool illusion.  If I had any time or talent, I'd probably try to build one.

This fountain, which appeared at the Royal Horticultural Society's recent Chelsea Flower Show, was designed by noted British vacuum sexifier James Dyson. Inspired by Escher's "Waterfall," Dyson's "Wrong Garden" incorporates a clever design to create the illusion that water flows up each of the four ramps before cascading over the end.

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Pretty good, check out the next pic in the series. He got a spike-horn.

Via Say Uncle

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Shirtless guy: The Left and the media (BIRM)
Other Guy: The Right, who has finally had enough.

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Seriously, dude. I know Aussies like to drink and do whatever the hell else you guys do down there, but can't you at least keep the noise down a bit?

Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.

Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: "Yeah baby, you know you want it."

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I saw it linked with "Coolest pitch ever", maybe.
But it's definitely the rudest. That's some cold shit.


Via Say Uncle

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A tribute to Patrick Swayze that only Cracked could do.

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I feel compelled to point out that you really really shouldn't do this. No matter how UTTERLY AWESOME it would be. Don't do it.


Totally and completely stolen from here

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I was going to go on a rant about something, but I just don't have it in me right now. This will make me feel better.

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So, in a move that would make Saint Charles of the Perpetual Ponytail happy, the producers of Creation, a story about Charles Darwin, are whining that they can't get US distribution because of all the mouth breathing bitter clinging creationists in the states.

Scalzi puts them some knowledge. In so doing, he pitches the following idea for Darwin:  The Revengination:

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It's football everybody!
So in the spirit of the season, let's remember what football's all about.




Making Cowboys cry.
Play Ball!
Update: Wrong Video. Fixed.

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I just saw a Disney ad over at the Head Moron's.

If that isn't a sign of the apocalypse, I don't know what is.

Oh now there's a Valtrex one.  Pfffft Disney I can see.  But Valtrex?  Like the Moron Horde has to worry about that problem.*




*for the record, I'm glad our Ewoky Overlord isn't going to starve in the streets so I'm not upset about the ads.  But Disney?  Come on, that's hilarious.

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Since things are slow today, maybe a post for alex... all of us.



Thanks to Vodkapundit and his Dita Sunday. Make with the clickey for four pics.

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Holy Shit!


Mark3611 was as enamored of Mega shark vs giant octopus as the rest of us but he saw a few plot holes I didn't and decided to make the special effects more "special".
Watch for cameo appearances by Samuel L. Jackson and Billy Mays!

This came from Jay Tea of Wizbang infame via the comments at Meryl Yourish.

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I give you pR0n of a different type.

Neil Gaiman's basement.Want. Like. Burning.

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Of course, I as a red blooded male, should. And this, besides roads and the military, is a waste of taxpayer money of which I heartily approve. Meanwhile, some wet blanket in Sweden isn't as hip to this idea.

Although the market catering for women's sexuality is increasing, it is still limited {and I support expansion, and not just in my pants-ed}. There can be no doubt that the porn industry is dominated by men. It is therefore not the idea of developing the industry in favour of women that is upsetting – this is something that many women would welcome {as do I-ed} - it is the fact that it is happening with our tax money under the cloak of feminism {hey, tax money has been wasted for a snail dart, so why not waste it on something awesome for once?-ed}. By labeling lesbian sex as feminist, it also contributes to the prejudiced notion that the equality debate is all about excluding men and privileging women {wasn't it always?-ed}.

In my opinion, one of the main reasons the porn industry is male-dominated and not particularly attractive to women is that ‘regular’ porn movies often feature a great deal of sex between women {obviously, you have not been searching hard enough-ed}. Being heterosexual, it is not very exciting to watch {speak for yourself, toots. I as a heterosexual love seeing naked women making out-ed.}. Oddly, it seems to have the opposite effect on men {duh! Somebody needs to be smacked with the clue bat-ed}. Lesbian porn is far from the solution to creating a porn market that appeals to more women {who cares, so long as my boner is happy?-ed}. While it might very well broaden the market for people with different sexual orientations {heh. Broaden-ed}, it should not trade under the banner of feminism {I could handle that trade if it meant more lesbian pr0N for me-ed}.

Engberg's aim -- to make mainstream porn less mainstream, and complex rather than flat -- is definitely not something that the state should be paying for, regardless of whether it is lesbian or feminist porn. If the state was to sponsor alternative genres in every field just to create more options, the costs would soon be astronomical. Just because some of us don’t enjoy mainstream music like Britney Spears, which we maybe find flat and lacking in nuance, it doesn’t mean we should expect the state to fund underground metal music {yeah, but this is lesian pr0N, so we need to make some exceptions-ed}. In the same way, the fact that Mia Engberg doesn't like mainstream porn does not mean the state should sponsor feminist or lesbian porn {who cares? Mia Engberg should just shut up and let me masturbate to lesbian pr)N-ed}.

It’s not so long since Sweden’s Feminist Initiative received 400,000 kronor from the state to fund its educational programme. Soon afterwards, Engberg was given 500,000 for feminist porn {I need to get some of that money by filming lesbian pr0N in Sweden, I guess-ed}. You don’t have to be a genius to work out that feminism has earned a special status and has somehow been deemed deserving of people's tax money in order to fund everything from seminars to pornography {and I wholeheartedly support that status-ed}.

It’s saddening to see that respect for taxpayers’ money is almost non-existent {Wow. Concerned about taxpayers? Obviously a racist tea-bagger-ed}. While everyone is of course in favour of equality, there is no consensus that it can be achieved through feminism, or feminist pornography for that matter {if lesbian pr0N advances feminism, so be it-ed}. The fact that there is a woman wanting to make alternative porn for women, maybe even only involving women {your point being? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome that clause is-ed}, does not make it any more deserving from a gender equity standpoint. Men do not get the same kind of sponsorship, and ‘male’ pornography is denied the status of art seemingly merited by ‘female’ porn {and I appreciate art, just so you know-ed}. Surely the question of whether you prefer the naked body of a man or a woman is very much a subjective matter {and if I can see 10 women for every guy, I'll take that trade-ed.}.

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It's always cool when people take "Never Again" seriously.

Fearing jihadists will attack synagogues during Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, a group of badass rabbis has developed a program to turn your average shul-goer into a lean, mean fighting machine.

The group, which calls itself the International Security Coalition of Clergy, was founded by Rabbi Gary Moscowitz, who boasts a black belt in karate, teaches martial arts and was an NYPD cop for nine years.
He's teaching others basic and advanced fighting moves -- how to take down a terrorist by the neck, how to use a table as cover from gunfire and how to execute a nifty running somersault while drawing a gun -- that he says can be used by Jews if they're attacked by terrorists during prayer.

The Shao Lin might be losing their monopoly. 
(updated with full quote)
H/T Say Uncle

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Bipartisan, multiracial, hell, multigenerational hotassery below.

Enjoy.

Oh, and, yes, I'll identify who everyone is since Gabe certain people don't know who anyone is.
more...

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