September 14, 2009

I would totally see this movie approximatly 13 million times

So, in a move that would make Saint Charles of the Perpetual Ponytail happy, the producers of Creation, a story about Charles Darwin, are whining that they can't get US distribution because of all the mouth breathing bitter clinging creationists in the states.

Scalzi puts them some knowledge. In so doing, he pitches the following idea for Darwin:  The Revengination:

Maybe if Charles Darwin were played by Will Smith, was a gun-toting robot sent back from the future to learn how to love, and to kill the crap out of the alien baby eaters cleverly disguised as Galapagos tortoises, and then some way were contrived for Jennifer Connelly to expose her breasts to RoboDarwin two-thirds of the way through the film, and there were explosions and lasers and stunt men flying 150 feet into the air, then we might be talking wide-release from a modern major studio.

I would totally go see that movie approximately 13 million times.  Totally.


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