This has to be fake:

This guy goes nuts after his WoW characters are deleted -


1. That isn't the screen for an empty realm
2. Why is there a video? Do they just have 24 hour surveillance on the WoW login screen.

Posted by: chad98036 at 09:17 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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Dr. Jenny McCarthy proven wrong. Again.

Researchers at the University of Rochester Medical center tested the idea that a gluten-free and casein-free diet could help children with autism.  It didn't.

Doctor Funbags can stop selling her snake oil any time now.

Posted by: JoeCollins at 09:19 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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Well, nobody's perfect

Especially not French amateur surgeons/cannibals. Or, apparently, their prison guards...

A French prisoner killed his cellmate then sliced open his chest to remove and eat his heart, a court has heard.
However, the man removed the wrong organ, and ate his lung by mistake.

Nicolas Cocaign, 39, appeared in court in the northern city of Rouen for allegedly killing Thierry Baudry in January 2007 by punching and kicking him, stabbing him with a pair of scissors and suffocating him with a rubbish bag.

Mr Cocaign then allegedly sliced open Baudry's chest with a razor blade, removed a rib and pulled out an organ which he believed was the man's heart, but which in fact was a lung.

He is accused of eating part of the lung raw and then frying the rest of it with some onions on a makeshift cooker in the cell in the Rouen prison.

Leaving aside the fact that the beating and stabbing might have been, I dunno, a little bit noisy, how do you miss a heat source in a prison cell? And how do you get onions in there? Oh, wait...


Well, at least Paul Sorvino never resorted to cannibalism.

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WTF is wrong with Wisconsin?

At least they aren't making it rain on Capitol this time.

Yes, this happens all the time.

In other news, how's that World Cup working out for you, North Korea?

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 08:32 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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Do Not Pass Go

I can't wait to see the douchey asshole's smirky booking photos.

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Friedersdorf FAIL

He attacks Mark Steyn's criticism of the American media's refusal to cover honor killings in the US and Canada by citing a bunch of American media reports of high profile honor killings outside of the US.  FAIL. 

And then Steyn makes Conor his bitch.

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RGI

A very unattractive woman says:

You have to lift their skirts to find out if they are women.

A couple of things.
1)  If there is any bias toward attractive females by party it would be entirely due to the fact that more young, stupid females associate themselves with the Democratic party.  The Republican party, on the other hand, is populated by more mature, sexy women that can also talk their way out of a paper bag. 

2)  I would like my "Official Republican Gender Inspector" t-shirt in a large.  I will expect full skirt-lifting cooperation until we can put this unpleasant mess behind us.

3) Janis Sontany calling out Republican woman is like the thing with stupid hair and indeterminate gender calling the thing with stupid hair and indeterminate gender a thing with stupid hair and indeterminate gender. 

As they say, you can't put lipstick on a pig... unless the pig's name is Janis Sontany.

*- Changed a word to mean what I meant it to mean in my haste.

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My response to watching the World Cup

Dude, even my seriously hearing impaired friend was all "what the hell are the bees doing in the stadium?"

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Hijacking the blog for personal stuff

I'm currently in Canada due to a medical emergency with the BFF.  Long story short, all the signs point to her having colon cancer.  She first felt sick two weeks ago and this has all come about very quickly.  They did a CT scan yesterday that showed lesions and she's off being scoped right now.  Biopsy results will be 5-6 days probably.  She's only 39 years old.

Her mother died of colon cancer about 10 years ago so, needless to say, she's completely terrified.  Please pray or send good thoughts or evil thoughts towards cancer or what have you.  I don't know if I'm going to be around more or less since visiting hours at the hospital are limited.  I do have wifi at the hotel so I'm not totally out of the loop.

Motherfucking cancer needs to die in a motherfucking fire. 

UPDATE:  BFF (her name is Leslie for those praying) had the scope and a bonus laproscopy.  There is a mass and now it's a matter of waiting for the biopsy to set up the treatment plan.  The good news is that she was released from the hospital in the meantime so I get to play pack mule and take care of her.  Thanks to everyone for their thoughts and prayers, it means a lot. 

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Notice anything wrong here?

And, no, I don't mean the absence of Ralph Macchio or a zombie Pat Morita (although the latter might be interesting):

No, I'm talking about the fact that the "Karate Kid" isn't learning Karate at all, but rather Kung-Fu, as his teacher explicitly states several times during the course of the trailer.

Karate is a Japanese martial art, while Kung-Fu is a Chinese martial art. The two countries, while both in East Asia, are very different.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

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