December 10, 2008
Nooooooooooooooo. Like all true Americans, I hate the fucking Yankees. My only hope is that he'll totally fail. Or, like, start dating Madonna or something.
I wish I had a cat to kick.
While the state is wallowing in a $28 billion deficit over the next 18 months, newly-elected lawmakers got new cars. From $32,000 hybrids to $46,000 Cadillacs, their new rides will cost taxpayers an estimated $1.3 million.
It is a perk included lawmakers' six-figure salaries.
"The California Legislature has the highest-paid members in the country. So they're very well compensated. So I think a threshold question is whether or not they should even get any car allowance or cars at all," said Jon Coupal of the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association.
Lawmakers also get their gasoline and maintenance paid for by the state.
Can someone please remind me again why I still live here?
December 09, 2008
The 30-bed Hau Sheng Hospital in Yuanlin in central Taiwan is reportedly the world's first Hello Kitty themed medical establishment.Does this mean that they have Hello Kitty bedpans, too? Because I think I'd be alright with something like that.
From blankets and birth certificates to cots and uniforms worn by staff, every aspect of the Hello Kitty hospital is emblazoned with the feline motif.
Patients are welcomed by a statue of Hello Kitty dressed in a doctor's uniform, before travelling in a Hello Kitty elevator to a pink examination room with Hello Kitty posters on the wall.
December 08, 2008
Thirty-two-year-old Honesty Knight was a passenger in a vehicle that Trooper Eric Perkins pulled over for a traffic violation early Friday. While the trooper was talking to the driver, Knight obtained the trooper's permission to smoke.
Police say Perkins then asked to see the cigarette, which contained marijuana, not tobacco.
December 07, 2008
It seems kids have found a new way to get high by inserting vodka soaked tampons into the vagina. And just so the boys won't be left out, it works rectally as well.I think I'll stick to the more, um, traditional way of ingesting my Val-U-Rite, thank you.
Also a belated happy birthday to our co-blogger bmac!
December 04, 2008
December 03, 2008
Really, an H? Make it an F, you sniveling douchebags.
December 02, 2008
Oh, and Dave Burge, call your office.
*Mild Content Warning*
December 01, 2008
Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life.
The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots.
Unfortunately, this guy only suffered head injuries, so nothing important was damaged.
Dumbass should have know that you always check to make sure the deer is dead first.
Hey India, maybe it's about time for you to start spending money on training your army? Just a thought.
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