Good News/Bad News

Back in the late 70s to late 80s, I was cool. Seriously. I know, you wouldn't know it to look at me.
Sometime around 1990, I turned not cool. Coincidentally, that was right around when I turned 30. Totally unrelated.
So the point,
Good news:
I'm cool again
“I sort of think the six-pack abs obsession got so prissy it stopped being masculine,”... explains the emergence of the Ralph Kramden.

Preach it brother. Can I get an Amen?
Bad news?
Only if I want to be a hipster
If we had a slob in the White House, all the hipsters would turn into some walking Chippendales calendar,” Mr. Peres said. Instead, the streets of Williamsburg are crowded with men who are, as he noted, “proudly rocking a gut.”...

I'd have to kick my own ass.

Crap

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One more example of why wikipedia has some credibility problems

A friend sent me this - the current opening paragraph of the Lady Gaga article:

Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28, 1986), was born a hermaphrodite and has a large floppy wang!!! better known by her stage name Lady Gaga, is an American recording artist. She began playing in clubs in the New York City area while also working at Interscope Records as a songwriter for several established acts, including Akon, who signed her to a joint deal with his own label, Kon Live Distribution after hearing Gaga sing.

Somehow I don't quite see that making the Encyclopedia Britannica (maybe World Book though)

Even more fun is the old Ace of Spades entry

Adherents to the site subscribe to the so-called "Ace of Spades Lifestyle", which seems to be little more than liquor, beating off, euphamistically named sex acts (such as the Dirty Sanchez and the Portuguese Breakfast), beating off, mild domestic violence, beating off, Cheetos, beating off, chick-on-chick "art films," beating off, and beating off. They are also known as the "Limp Orange Dick Society" (when they're done beating off).

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Porn star or potato?

Moderately safe for work, if your boss doesn't mind wakka wakka porn music.

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Agree with me or I will call you a c*nt

How is this for healthy debate? Camille Paglia is a fairly well respected, although occasionally controversial left libertarian academic. In her latest Salon column she actually had the audacity to criticize the way President Obama and Nancy Pelosi are handling the Healthcare Reform process:

Having said that, I must confess my dismay bordering on horror at the amateurism of the White House apparatus for domestic policy. When will heads start to roll?

...

Case in point: the administration's grotesque mishandling of healthcare reform, one of the most vital issues facing the nation. Ever since Hillary Clinton's megalomaniacal annihilation of our last best chance at reform in 1993 (all of which was suppressed by the mainstream media when she was running for president), Democrats have been longing for that happy day when this issue would once again be front and center.

But who would have thought that the sober, deliberative Barack Obama would have nothing to propose but vague and slippery promises -- or that he would so easily cede the leadership clout of the executive branch to a chaotic, rapacious, solipsistic Congress? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, whom I used to admire for her smooth aplomb under pressure, has clearly gone off the deep end with her bizarre rants about legitimate town-hall protests by American citizens. She is doing grievous damage to the party and should immediately step down.

There is plenty of blame to go around. Obama's aggressive endorsement of a healthcare plan that does not even exist yet, except in five competing, fluctuating drafts, makes Washington seem like Cloud Cuckoo Land. The president is promoting the most colossal, brazen bait-and-switch operation since the Bush administration snookered the country into invading Iraq with apocalyptic visions of mushroom clouds over American cities.

You can keep your doctor; you can keep your insurance, if you're happy with it, Obama keeps assuring us in soothing, lullaby tones. Oh, really? And what if my doctor is not the one appointed by the new government medical boards for ruling on my access to tests and specialists? And what if my insurance company goes belly up because of undercutting by its government-bankrolled competitor? Face it: Virtually all nationalized health systems, neither nourished nor updated by profit-driven private investment, eventually lead to rationing.

Stinging yet reasoned criticism right? The kind of debate that is supposed to inform our democratic process, but lets look at the rebuttal:

Cuntzilla Paglia is under the delusion that she

Is one of the straight boys.

No, Camille, you are not. You are a self-hater with a platform, and you do damage. I cannot tell you how much I personally detest you, you animated piece of garbage.

That's the way we like it here in America - agree with me or I will call you a c*nt.

Cynthia Yockey has a more respectful analysis of Paglia column.

h/t The Other McCain and FARK

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Headline Quiz Time!

Can anyone guess what I find completely fucking stupid about this headline?

Shotgun Blasts Kill 2 on N. California Bridge

Answer at 11:00.

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"Christianist" alert!

Noted Bible-thumper George W. Bush recently said something shockingly intolerant during an interview with a Christian radio station:

"I think the role of religion and faith in what people sometimes call the public square is incredibly important.

...if you held a survey around the country of what people thought was important, what it is they really believed in, these would come back to Judeo-Christian values..."

Oh, wait. That wasn't Bush after all. Must've been some Southern Senator or Congressman, though, right? Wrong.

On the other hand...

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Shoes are for women.

Not that I don't like the shoes, but I've been staring at them all afternoon, and the conversation in that post is...uhhh.... unpleasant. What with the divorces and the spiky boots to the groin (implied).

That's a Tactalite .50 BMG for my AR-15 lower.
Yes, a .50BMG for my AR-15. I have them take the max out of my check so I get enough taxes back each year to get a fine gun. Next year, it's that bad boy (black though for maximum scariness) to go with my .223 Bushmaster upper and my .50 Beowulf upper.
If I can wait that long. The problem is that the upper costs $1700 but the scope will cost probably $2,000.

When The Funniest End of Civilization Ever gets more endy than funny, I'll still be able to laugh. He who laughs lasts shoots farthest.
{The image uploaded kinda funky, so I hope it worked)

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My tiny brain is fried.

I'm drowning in paperwork and insanity, and I'm gonna puke if I write another healthcare post.  So here.


I am so in love with these boots.

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The Lost Post of Awesomeness

Man, you ever finish writing a lengthy, profanity-laced rant, hit submit and POOF, its gone?

I fear it is gone forever. I've tried to reproduce it but I think the spark of pure rage dilluted while I wrote it.

Fucking websense. I keel it.

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Quote For The Day

Brilliant.

"Andrew Sullivan was and continues to be an unbelievable douchebag."

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 09:24 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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Presented without context

Tatiata Kozhevnikov said her success came after 15 years of rigorous training of her world class vagina muscles, with exercise balls made custom for her fierce vagina.

Um, I enjoy the lady parts as much as the next person, but that sounds more than a little scary.

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Odd couple or perfect match?

He's an obnoxioius 19-year-old historical footnote who's incapable of tact.

She's an obnoxious 48-year-old dried up D-minus list "celeb" comic who is likewise incapable of tact.

Levi Johnston & Kathy Griffin, holding hands.

[Feeling nauseated... I need some Pepto-bismol, stat!  Help me, Obamacare!]

"Thanks" to @JTlol for sharing this with his twitter followers.

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Think somebody should try it?

I mean, it sure would be interesting to make them share their enemy list.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 03:21 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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How do you say "Soylent Green is people" in bear?

There's a reason you're not supposed to feed the wildlife.

Update: Law enforcement didn't end up killing a bear over this.  They killed four.  Two while trying to retrieve the woman's body, two a few months ago when a caretaker at the woman's cabin called to report the bears in the area were too aggressive.

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Sharing It Here Instead of Facebook

Because I don't need to be called fascist by people I like.
My Political Views
I am a far-right social libertarian
Right: 8.35, Libertarian: 5.7

Political Spectrum Quiz

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 10:22 PM | Comments (12) | Add Comment
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I am seriously considering it

Gmail thinks I want to buy this shirt.



I'll admit. Gmail may be right.

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I don't know how it's possible, but Lady Gaga just got weirder

Actual quote from Lady Gaga...um...herself?

I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.

Okay then.  I'm sure Allah is crushed. 

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It's Friday

And so I give to you another video you can't listen to in earshot of your boss.

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Hubby's birthday is coming up...

Hubby's birthday is coming up, and I have no idea what to get him. 

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TILF

Before you click the link, put your guess as to what the T in TILF stands for.

(h/t)

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