Ahh...The Joys Of Having Neighbors

Especially when you fight over massively important topics facing all of us.

• Freak neighbor [Paul] complained about his normal neighbor [John] keeping a couple lawn chairs on John's own lawn. John replied with what you'd expect: STFU and, by the way, worry about your own yard which is basically a sh*t-hole.

• Unsatisfied & coming undone, Paul continued -- with a barrage of messages that included a comical "settlement offer" allowing John to keep only 1 lawn chair on his own lawn. John's response: "No"...and then to erect lawn chair towers in his backyard, in addition to discovering for Paul (& town authorities) a leaking underground oil tank on Paul's yard. Not good for Paul.

Thanks to Veeshir

Posted by: eddiebear at 09:54 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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Ahem, Congresscritters, I have some questions.

Mr. or Mrs. Congresscritter:

1. Do you cast your congressional votes based on influence from congressional leadership, party policy or based on the majority of opinions as expressed by your constituency?
2. Could you please state for the record, the name of your employer?
3. Could you please state for the record, your salary?
4. Could you please state for the record, who pays your salary?
5. Would you agree that as a constituent in your district/state that I am one of your employers?
6. If you receive directives from the majority of your employers, would you follow those directives?
7. Would you agree that if you did not follow such instructions from your employer, you could be considered insubordinate?
8. Would you agree that your employer would have grounds to terminate your service if it was determined that you were insubordinate?
9. Do you plan to support the health care plans, in their current form, as proposed by the Democrats?

If yes ---- You're fired. That is all.

Okay, so maybe I was trying to impress you with my interrogatory skills. But in all seriousness, I do think that each one of them needs to remember, in some form or fashion, exactly who is boss. That would be me. And that would be you.

What questions would you ask YOUR employee?

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Something sexy for your Monday evening

Although there's no nudity or anything like that, this video is a tad risque, so I'll just tuck it below the fold here...


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Posted by: Sean M. at 07:21 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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Why so socialist?

Interesting. 

Posted by: doubleplusundead at 05:06 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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I'm baaaack

Did you miss me?  (The correct answer to that question is yes, btw)

Random thought that occurred to me when my 5 hour trip home turned into a 6 1/2 hour trip due to a bit of delay at the border and multiple stops due to congestion from construction: 

People cannot fucking drive.  At all.  Not even remotely.  Also, I should totally be allowed to get out and slap very hard the ass fucks in the car that I was stuck next to for 40 minutes on I81 who had not one, not two, not three, four, five but SIX Obama yay bumper stickers on their Prius.  I could feel my blood pressure going up second by second. 

arrrggghhh

Also the videos of the Cash For Clunkers cars getting their engines destroyed makes me want to go smashy.  It's SO stupid. 

Oh.  Look.  My vacation zen is all gone.  I blame Obama.

Posted by: alexthechick at 04:26 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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