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Dick Cheney's LVAD may leave him without a pulse.

I personally think this is a cover-up - the docs tried their best to kill him, including stopping his heart, and he just kept going.  We may not get our Zombie Reagan, but by God, we'll get our Undead Cheney!

Posted by: Alice H at 08:05 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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Yeah.

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That right there could be my next home. It's an inflatable pub, an inflatable Guinness pub to be exact.
They have a bunch of styles, that one is 23'x30'x22' high, it's only around $30K.

There's a bigger one that's 24'x48'x27'high for $45k.

Man, I wish I didn't like to spend money so much so I could save some so I could spend it on stuff like that. But no, I have to spend it on guns.
Speaking of which, the Uberti I ordered in February for BAG day came in last week. Pics to come. It's beautiful. Saving that money all this time has been rough.

Update: The whole time I wrote that I was thinking, "Don't forget the h/t, don't forget the h/t".

H/T Swifty Morgan AKA Wyatt Earp

Posted by: Veeshir at 04:18 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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So Justin Bieber decided to let his "fans" vote for which country he should tour next.
4chan got wind of it, decided North Korea was nice this time of year and well, NoKo it is.

That's about funny.
Now if he would only allow his fans to vote for the songs he sings, we could get him to sing, "I'm so ronery". That would be even funnier, you know, until they shoot him.
Yeah, Allah's headlines.

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Yeah. VDH has had it up to there.

1. Some Vice Presidential wisdom: Most might now think it to be safer to go hunting with Dick Cheney than to be in a hotel room with Al Gore.

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A little something for Independence Day weekend:

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Yuengling expanding!

At 7 p.m. July 14, the Port Carbon Zoning Hearing Board will review, and possibly approve, a variance application submitted by Yuengling concerning the expansion project, Herndon said.

"It's a dimensional variance for height," according to Charles M. Ross, director of the Schuylkill County Planning and Zoning Commission.

If the borough's zoning board approves that variance, then the county planning and zoning commission will review the company's subdivision and land development plans, Ross said.

"We're awaiting Port Carbon's decision on the zoning permit before we'll proceed," Ross said Wednesday.

The Yuengling Beer Company at Mill Creek was built in 2000 and started production in September 2001.

Seaman said demand for Yuengling beer has encouraged the company to think of ways to produce more.

"We're trying to keep up with demand. It's been obvious over the last couple of years that demand out of this plant has increased to the point where pretty much on a weekly and monthly basis, we require more beer. We've been talking about for the last year or so and decided in the last six months to go through with this," Seaman said.

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The CEO of Woot on Woot being acquired by Amazon.

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I'm not saying this is the end of all gun control argument but I will say this:  It is the end of any contemporary chance that the U.S. goes the way of gunless Europe and Britain. 

We have, essentially, won.  Guns will not be made illegal any time in my lifetime which means that we won't be overwhelmed by physical tyranny any time soon.  I think I'll drink to that tonight.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at 09:15 AM | Comments (14) | Add Comment
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I wanted to give a quick update as to what's going on with the BFF.  The original CT scan showed a mass so she had a biopsy done a few weeks ago.  That biopsy came back showing an irregular mass but no definite sign of cancer.  Since then she's had a bone scan and another CT scan with dye and I think some other test.  She heard today that those scans show no evidence of cancer.

She's still very ill and can't hold down solid food but, right now, all the tests are coming up negative for cancer.  Presumably, the next step is going to be removal of the mass.  She should hear about that either later this week or next week.

Thank you to everyone for your thoughts and prayers and all the rest.  It means more to me than I can possibly express.

Posted by: alexthechick at 01:45 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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which is why I'm merely going to mention that Senator Robert Byrd has passed on to the rally-which-type-I-shall-not-mention that's probably not in the sky.

Posted by: Alice H at 09:58 AM | Comments (8) | Add Comment
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BREAKING: Supreme Court Incorporates 2nd Amendment:   Chicago Handgun Ban Invalidated

More soon but I've got to put together a quick facecock...

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Otherwise why would Megapython vs. Gatoroid starring Debbie Gibson AND Tiffany be made.

I rest my case.

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Something tells me that Jon Voight isn't going to be invited to the next White House sing-along:

An open letter from actor Jon Voight to President Obama:

June 22, 2010

President Obama:

You will be the first American president that lied to the Jewish people, and the American people as well, when you said that you would defend Israel, the only Democratic state in the Middle East, against all their enemies. You have done just the opposite. You have propagandized Israel, until they look like they are everyone's enemy — and it has resonated throughout the world. You are putting Israel in harm's way, and you have promoted anti-Semitism throughout the world.

He doesn't exactly get much less scathing in the rest, which you should also read.

It will be interesting to see what happens to the careers of people like Voight. If there's any evidence that they get blocked from working in Hollywood because of their political views, that whole "McCarthyism!!!!" charge isn't gonna go away, but it sure will be fun to shove back into certain peoples' goddamn faces.

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In which VDH lays the smack down.

Best (by which I mean bitchiest) parts?

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In recent weeks, my Twitter feed has been filled with RTs from one site: FilmDrunk.com.  This brief comment on Karate Kid for example:

It’s currently tracking 53% on RottenTomatoes, which means that, if you were to divorce it from all historical contexts and future implications, the movie itself probably isn’t that bad.  (The most satisfactory movie of summer, said Shrugsworth McWhogivesafuk)  However, as the old saying goes, you vote with your pocketbook, and the last thing I want to vote for is to give more celebrities the ability to buy a movie so that their booger-faced wiener kid can play Celebrity Rockband with some sh*t I’ve already seen 100 times on cable.  But hey, that’s just me.

Marmaduke has a new poster out, and as you can see, it’s a shot across the bow of all other family comedies.  The days of your half-assed, one-animal-in-sunglasses poster designs are numbered.  Marmaduke has changed the game.  Upped the ante.  Raised the bar. Put MORE SUNGLASSES on MORE ANIMALS! (*air guitar*) The world demands it.

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He's being mocked in a text on texts from last night.

The comments are hilarious too, particularly the first one.

Warning:  TFLN can become addictive.  Though it's helpful if you want to feel better about your entire life and life choices.

Posted by: alexthechick at 09:22 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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Mmmmm. Pen.



Fjader pen with stand. Sadly ballpoint but still not bad for $40.

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She found that local law still permitted her to call for townsfolk to practice archery on Sundays, said law had never been revoked since its creation in the Middle Ages.  Food and drink were provided for those that actually did play along and went to loose some arrows.  I hope the town has a good sense of humor and plays along, and maybe even rediscovers and revives an old tradition, I think it'd be cool as hell to see people all practicing with longbows on a nice Sunday afternoon. 

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