Val-U-Rite before beer, definitely not in the clear

Speaking of enjoying the Ace of Spades Lifestyle^tm responsibly, here we have the story of a woman to whom I am surely related:

A 74-year-old woman was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence Sunday after crashing her Cadillac through the front window of a convenience store, authorities said.

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After plowing halfway through the store, Rice got out of the car, walked over to the cooler and pulled out a six-pack of Budweiser, said the store owner, who gave only his last name, Awada.

"I don't know how she managed to walk," Awada said.

She managed to walk because she is the most amazing elderly person on the face of the planet. Age concerns be damned, I think we have our new top-tier VP pick for McCain. She could pick up disaffected Hillary voters while partying with the younger voters normally attracted to the Obamessiah.

Posted by: It's Vintage, Duh at 01:16 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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