71 bitches!  And now I go make my weekly pilgrimage to Target.  Oh most wonderous Target how I do love thee. 

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Besides the lamentations, etc., etc.?  Watching Belichick be humiliated during a nationally televised game. 

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Female lesbian koala orgies!

Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.

"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers.

"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.

"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever.

Yeah, baby!

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Last night, I met up with some of the STL Morons at a fine establishment for drinks and more drinks. We had unanimity in our disapproval of The One, annoye some nearby patrons, and met some faces to the names (and the lurkers). A good time was had by all.

And the best part? We may meet again soon, so the Man-Lesbian can maybe attend this time.

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God, I love car shows.

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That's what happens when you give me the keys to power, dpud. 

I have an interview with a Representative-elect in DC on Thursday, and it's with him personally, not his staff.  How cool is that?

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In Alaska, of course. 

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Looks like some lady has a really intelligent dog. So intelligent, it has its own law degree.

Actually, Skeeter is a helper dog for an injured woman named Amy Jones, and when Jones received her law degree, the dog received a one as well.

As Jones got her juris doctor degree on Saturday, Skeeter received an honorary law degree.

"Amy has busted through brick walls, and Skeeter has been faithfully by her side every step of the way," law school Dean Brad Toben said. "Skeeter has become a part of our community and part of our family here at the law school."

Jones has used a wheelchair since a 2002 skiing accident left her a quadriplegic. Two years after the accident, she was paired with Skeeter, a black Labrador retriever.

Born and raised in Alaska, Jones had attended California State University at Chico. After months of rehabilitation and with Skeeter's help, Jones returned to school and received her undergraduate degree in construction management in 2005.

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On this day in 1775, the United States Marine Corps was founded in a Philadelphia tavern.  If you know a Marine, today would be a good day to give them a hearty "Semper Fi."  Hugs...well, those should probably be given on a case-by-case basis.

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It seems Nicole Kidman wants to play a post-op tranny and get it on with Charlize Theron in a movie.

The Australian actress will star in and produce "The Danish Girl," based on the true story of Danish artists Einar and Greta Wegener. Their marriage took a sharp left turn after Einar (Kidman) stood in for a female model that Greta (Theron) was set to paint.

When their portraits become wildly popular in 1920s Copenhagen, Greta encouraged her husband to adopt the female guise. What began as a harmless game led Einer to a metamorphosis and landmark 1931 operation that shocked the world and threatened their love.

And helped the Thai tourism industry to this day.

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He makes things like Elisha Cuthbert.  Since alex did one for the ladies—and some of the guys, I guess, NTTAWWT—I thought I'd provide some balance for us guys (and, perhaps, alex, too), below the fold...


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He makes things like Hugh Jackman. (reason for my current reaffirmation of faith below) more...

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The Jackboots of Justice!

And those I could actually walk in.

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Courtesy These Guys.

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I know all seems dark and lost now. But I have hope. Why? Because the genius of America brings us things like Baconnaise. That's right, bacon flavored mayo.

A country with Bacontrepreneurs (their term) can withstand even the Fresh Prez of Bill Ayers.

God Bless America. *wipes away a tear*

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Saw this on the Moron-in-Chief's sidebar.  Awesomeness,

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My 14-year-old nephew recommended this to me.

I can't find it via youtube, and am unfamiliar with any other formats that would upload something like this, so just click the link.

Personally, I have always figured that if you want to go hard, heavy, and dark, Slayer is the ticket. But, that's just me.

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This might explain the direction of the site today.

And Philly fans (rioters) let him have it … with a bottle … to the head.
Fall down, go Boom.

The loud *CLINK* you hear is not edited.

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I hereby propose the following contest - guess which network will call the election for Obama first.  Note that this is on the 4th not, you know, now, in which case it would be MSNBC 2 years ago.  Format is network name, then time called.

I hereby choose MSNBC, the very second the first poll in the country closes.  Leave your guesses in the comments.

Winner receives the warm and fuzzy knowledge that while we're all fucked, at least s/he has something to lord over the rest of the Morons.

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