I know all seems dark and lost now. But I have hope. Why? Because the genius of America brings us things like Baconnaise. That's right, bacon flavored mayo.

A country with Bacontrepreneurs (their term) can withstand even the Fresh Prez of Bill Ayers.

God Bless America. *wipes away a tear*

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