June 09, 2009

More proof that Sarah Palin is teh awesomez.

She's pissing off Senate Republicans left and right. 

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June 07, 2009

You know what I haven't blathered about in ages

Shoes. Behold! My new stompy boots! (or well my new stompy boots in my head)



Louboutin's of course.  Let me put it this way, if you can pull off wearing those (and just those koff), I'm fairly certain you won't be paying the $2,000 for them yourself.  Just.  Sayin'. 

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June 04, 2009

35 Years Ago Tonight

The greatest baseball promotion ever took place.

The ugliness escalated when Cleveland's Leron Lee hit a line drive into the stomach of Rangers pitcher Ferguson Jenkins, after which Jenkins dropped to the ground. The fans in the upper deck of Municipal Stadium cheered, then chanted "Hit 'em again! Hit 'em again! Harder! Harder!"

As the game progressed, more fans ran onto the field and caused problems. Ranger Mike Hargrove (who would manage the Indians and lead them to the World Series 21 years later) was pelted with hot dogs and spit, and at one point was nearly struck with an empty gallon jug of Thunderbird.



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Best late night show backdrop ever

This is so cool. And the obligatory Overworld track to go with it,




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June 02, 2009

Weapons Pr0n, Screeching Sound Edition

I can tell this guy has been around women before.

Sound (ahem) implausible? Look at the picture at right of test subjects getting the LRAD treatment. And take it from me: today at the Mock Riot, Scott Stuckey from American Technology Corp dialed the LRAD down to one of its lowest settings and swept it past me. It was like having a hundred nagging girlfriends in my brain screaming at me. Very unpleasant.



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June 01, 2009

I'd fire my pit crew if they were that slow

But seriously, tell me the Godzilla doesn't make you ache to play the L4D Tank.




InB4 new and exciting ways to have virtual sex...

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A Little Clean Fun

Warning: Net Nanny is not amused by the language.

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Best troll slayling idea ever.

Seriously. This is the best idea to get rid of internet trolls ever.

I would pay cash money for this to happen.  Cash.  Money.

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May 29, 2009

Awesomesauce

Okay, which one of you was it?

Man uses live swan to beat up victim.  Shockingly, alcohol was involved.

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May 27, 2009

Yay! 11% Agree With Me!

Good to fucking know that my fucking gutter dialect and fucking distaste for common fucking decency may have at least 11% support.

Except For these fucking cockholsters.


Though 40 percent of business owners in a SurePayroll.com survey admitted swearing on the job, 80 percent said it is out of place at work and gives the wrong impression. Only 11 percent saw it as a justified pressure valve or morale booster.

Fuck you, you fucking jagoff. I'll stick with the people who agree with me, fuck you very much.

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Get Rich Cheating!



I know the website where this video originated is fairly liberal, but it still is funny.

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May 26, 2009

Mr. T+Anything=Win!!



Finally, the Cubs did something right.

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Miracles can happen!

David Brooks is actually being a sarcastic bitch about Pres. Obama.

No wonder it's so cold here today, what with Hell freezing over and all.

Really, go, read, enjoy in the .0234329 seconds before Brooks goes back to bashing Ye Olde Bitter Clingers.

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May 23, 2009

I'll Be In My Bunk

My new dream is to see 500 of these things storming an enemy position.  Bonus points if we get zoomed in footage of the enemy soldiers crying.

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Saturday morning hotassery

Yes, it's early.  No, I'm not just going to bed, I woke up because my brain hates me and I had a very disturbing nightmare.  To soothe my troubled breast, I bring you Terminator:  Salvation hotassery.

Cut for the largeness.   Yes, it is bipartisan. 
more...

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Wanna see some stupid hippies lose their shit?

If you answered "yes" to that question (and I know you did), click here.

 Make sure to read through the comments.

(Via serr8d in the comments here.)

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May 22, 2009

More proof God loves me and wants me to be happy



How so elegant, Dita?  How so elegant?

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May 18, 2009

Not fail, WIN!

If anyone can find this, I am willing to pay for it. And I will give it to my three year old daughter.

fail owned pwned pictures

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Yet another reason I should be RNC chair

1:1 chance I would wear this t-shirt on This Week:



From Threadless natch

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One School Teacher Fights Graffiti, Pedantic Style

I applaud this teacher for her efforts to fight graffiti, especially in the mockery department.

A Milwaukee English teacher is fighting graffiti with a grammar lesson.

After someone spray painted a police call box in her neighborhood, Beth Biskobing posted fliers correcting the vandal's grammar.

The tagger had painted, "Where da bitches at?"

Biskobing's flier responds: "Hey, Tagger! We'd like you to work on your grammar, please! Your tag SHOULD read as follows: Where are the female dogs?"

 

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