Via the Agitator we find this story about a hand-job by VA correctional officers that has them in big trouble.
So why is a hand-job such a problem? Are they jerking off prisoners? Getting jerked off by prisoners?
Just because the Funniest End of Civilization Ever has gotten more endy than funny lately doesn't mean it's not still funny.

"I would characterize it as hazing," he said, claiming that Thompson was told by the others, "If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you'll have greater control over it."

Bwahahahaha. I prefer to beat mine to get greater control, not beat him off.

Oh, and I'll field this question
Asked if he knew why the officers videotaped the incidents, Beasley replied: "I don't have the slightest idea -- I really don't.

People are idiots.
Or didn't you notice the guy was jerking off his dog?

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