September 19, 2008
Some guy living in Michigan must have been trying to forget that he did indeed live in Michigan. How else could you explain this activity?
Police received a report about 12:30 p.m. that a naked man was sitting on a milk crate [was it biodegradeable?-ed.] behind buildings in the 300 block of West Ann Street. Police found the man, who was shirtless and had his pants down around his ankles. He had a beer in one hand and was masturbating with the other while leaning over a pornographic magazine, reports said [multitasking. I like it.-ed.].
The officer arrested the 50-year-old Ypsilanti man for indecent exposure and charges are pending.
Bastards.
But, I guess had he left the beer behind, everything probably would have been kosher.
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08:35 AM
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