But I'm too busy licking my monitor.

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

I think I need a cigarette.

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"Found dead after a booze-filled hooker romp."

The pair were found in a hotel room on Monday in Mexico City, not far from the famous Arena Mexico wrestling venue.

They were identified as brothers Alberto and Alejandro Jiménez, who were known in the ring as La Parkita and Espectrito Jr.

Reports say the wrestlers, both aged 35, picked up two prostitutes and took them to a hotel room but, hours later, the women left alone.

When a hotel worker went to clean the room they discovered the bodies of the wrestlers laying in the beds.

And the midgetry involved in the story makes it one of the greatest stories ever.

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