1 The thing about the lyrics is Trufax.

2 So is the thing about the Red Card.  

3 What, you make a post about soccer without either posting pics of soccer babes or a horrific injury?  You should be ashamed of yourself.

To make up for your deficit:

4

Sorry, I ain't clicking.

Even jokes about soccer bore  me.

You know what would make me laugh?

If someone made a soccer league where the field is less than 3 miles long and 2 wide so the game actually had some flow.

Then, Americans start watching it and it rapidly eclipses traditional soccer.

Then, EUnuchs hate us for ruining their boring ass pasttime.

5 You'd probably like indoor soccer, Veesh.  They have more fights there.

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