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March 23, 2010

Useless Review: Alice in Won(eye)derland

Wait, you want a guy with one eye to review a 3-D movie seen in IMAX?
Really?
Allrighty then.
It was okay but....

I had to wear the stupid glasses or the screen was blurry.
So I didn't see 3-D but I did get a headache.
1 star for us blinks.
My double eyed friend thought it was okay but he said the effects got too busy once in a while.

Posted by: Veeshir at 01:55 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 *spoiler alert*

I thought the Mad Hatter's dance near the end, along with the end credits music, didn't really fit the style of the rest of the movie very well. Other than that, it was okay-if-not-great. I don't think I'd seek it out, but it's okay as a girlfriend-wants-to-see-a-movie-at-10PM kind of thing.

Posted by: Wolfwood at March 23, 2010 02:17 PM (kjjqd)

2 I'm not a fan of 3D because I'm already prone to migraines and those glasses just kill me.

Posted by: alexthechick at March 23, 2010 03:00 PM (8WZWv)

3 I thought it sucked. Whoever wrote the screenplay didn't know dick about Lewis Carroll. There was no hidden math, no riddle, no poetry at all. It was fan-fiction in 3D.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 23, 2010 03:26 PM (PH0UW)

4 There was no hidden math, no riddle, no poetry at all. It was fan-fiction in 3D.

At least it didn't have hobbits fucking a tree.

I do wish I had said that. Can I change my review?

Posted by: Veeshir at March 23, 2010 03:41 PM (pVnl4)

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