Econ 101 Fail.

Daniel Craig is so last week.

That needs to be chocolate and it needs to be Obama.

Think of it, you'd stock the freezer of nearly every "journalistic" outlet in the world and college campus and....

Heck, Obama would probably buy a gross or two a week.

Make that a gross or three, he'd need some as gifts for visiting heads of state.  

Yeah but....

Those don't have the chiseled pecs to gnaw on, they're not frozen ice cream and most importantly, they also have Oprah on them.

You can only have one diety on any food item.

Why do you think monotheistic religions have done better than polytheistic types?