January 25, 2010

TMI MF

Because I'm not really a nice person.

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Mr X "is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says 'whoa'. She's behind the camera at first."

"So who is Mr X and accomplice?" you ask?
You shouldn't have, you'll regret it.
Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter  made a sex tape that contains "several sex acts."

I just hope you've all eaten already.
I have to admit, if I didn't have to see him having sex, I'd love to watch him having sex.
I wonder if he positions a mirror so he can watch himself. I'd also like to know if he combs his hair during sex. I mean, I'm sure he does if he's getting a hummer, but does he when doing the deed or does he tell the woman to keep her damn hands off his hair?
Blame Althouse.

Palate cleanser/apology below the fold
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Posted by: Veeshir at 09:54 PM | Comments (7) | Add Comment
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BI-PARTISANSHIP, DAMNIT!

Ahem.  Was I shouting?

Posted by: Ember at January 25, 2010 09:58 PM (LdRAG)

2 You know what I hate most about John McCain?

Yup. Bi-partisanship.

The last guy I thought was cute was one operation away from being a girl.
Too bad I never saw her again.

Posted by: Veeshir at January 25, 2010 10:01 PM (Eudzy)

3 It's a good thing the democrats nominated and the nation elected President Obama, instead of Edwards. Given time, Obama will fix the economy and heal the nation. He has a lot to fix after 8 years of neglect.

Posted by: Mark Spivey at January 25, 2010 11:14 PM (muUqs)

4 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark Spivey is a tard.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 25, 2010 11:33 PM (GC5S2)

5

Not only the first President with a 2nd family in the two Americas, he could have been the first President with a sex tape being sold that rivaled Chyna's.

Good thing the media kept this quiet for so long.

Posted by: Rev Dr E. Buzz Esq. at January 26, 2010 05:03 AM (CHf6r)

6 On the one hand, EW EW EW EW EW1

On the other hand, funniest end of civilization evah.  If Edwards ever runs for office again, this gives us something to throw in the face of every libtard who screeched about Scott Brown's Cosmo spread.

Posted by: Alice H at January 26, 2010 12:44 PM (v1b0t)

7 I'm going on record as being pro-Mila Kunis.  There's damn near nothing that cannot be improved upon with her inclusion.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 26, 2010 03:16 PM (PH0UW)

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