Gabriel Malor to Inner_Circle

Those asswipes at DPUD want to liveblog with us. I tell you, I will be damned before I let them at our readers or share with them.

I say we just nix the whole thing if it comes to that. I think we can swing that.

Looks like the cat's out of the bag over at the head moron's.

DPUD, we want to live blog with those window lickers?  Hell, without our level-headed, erudite observations keeping them honest they would have jumped the shark long ago.  I mean seriously, Jack M.?  Everyone knows Haiku is vastly superior to Epic Poetry.

But seriously, please let me live blog with you!  PLEASE?  I'm suffocating over here.  I don't know how much more I can take it. 

In closing, I am including a Haiku Eddie wrote me in a brief moment of lucidity:

Dear [YOUR NAME] Fuck You
FUCK YOUR FUCKIN FUCK FUCK FUCKS
Sincerely, Eddie.

He's really an artist.  I'm not worthy to contaminate his pixels with my facecocks.

Update: In all seriousness, I'd like to say I'm thankful to be posting with such a great group of morons.  Its been a great year and a half and I hope we'll make it many more.  Also, I'll be damned if I miss Moronpaloozaconstock so I hope you're all ready to be facecocked in person.

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